if gary coleman needed to hide from the cops... would you
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i'd hide his ass, but one night while he is sleepin i will tie him to a radio flyer wagon and drag him around the neighborhood letting all the stray dogs, cats, and beavers take turns urinating on him and smearing their feces about his face and chest...then i'd call the cops and report him spotted just outside of town at the scene of a horrible accident involving gary, punxatawney phil, a scuba diving suit, and milton berle's cigar
Id say sure come in.
Hed run up stair in a dash equal to a "Tall One".
Id give him some beer so he will relax. When hes drunk and passed out, id go to my room and return with a little blue case. Id remove the "Sleep Chip 3003" and instal it into the said Coleman. I wold go to a neighboring abandoned house and sit him inside for a few days with food and say dont leave here for a week, let me take care of the problem. Then one night while he sleeps (under the instructions of the chip) I would light the place on fire to see if the chip would allow a man to wake up in case of fire from my added feature "Fair Fire Warner 1". It works on molucules entering the nose during sleep and being proceesed according to the cycle of similar molecules present on an average night. any sharp increase of certain molecules creates an immense brain fart that wakes up the user of "Sleep Chip 3003".
Hed run up stair in a dash equal to a "Tall One".
Id give him some beer so he will relax. When hes drunk and passed out, id go to my room and return with a little blue case. Id remove the "Sleep Chip 3003" and instal it into the said Coleman. I wold go to a neighboring abandoned house and sit him inside for a few days with food and say dont leave here for a week, let me take care of the problem. Then one night while he sleeps (under the instructions of the chip) I would light the place on fire to see if the chip would allow a man to wake up in case of fire from my added feature "Fair Fire Warner 1". It works on molucules entering the nose during sleep and being proceesed according to the cycle of similar molecules present on an average night. any sharp increase of certain molecules creates an immense brain fart that wakes up the user of "Sleep Chip 3003".