Ichiro: The Best Part About Playing For My Country Was Not Playing For The Mariners

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Ichiro: 'The Best Part About Playing For My Country Was Not Playing For The Seattle Mariners'

SAN DIEGO - In an interview following Japan's 10-6 victory against Cuba in the World Baseball Classic championship game Monday, Ichiro Suzuki called the tournament a "great opportunity to represent anything besides the Seattle Mariners." "Playing alongside my countrymen on the world stage was nice, but the highlight of the event for me was not having to watch helplessly from the on-deck circle as [Seattle outfielder] Willie Bloomquist pops out for the fourth time in one game," said Ichiro, who has been contemplating a return to his non-Mariner roots since late 2003. "Honestly, I would have played for the Netherlands team if it meant 17 days away from the Mariners spring-training camp." Although he said that the legendary Sadaharu Oh did a fine job coaching Team Japan, Ichiro added that "next to Mike Hargrove, any idiot in a baseball cap would seem like a decent manager."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46647
 

Nuttkase

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While that was funny as hell to read (and true about how pathetic the Mariners are) you do know what the Onion does satire right? None of that was really said by Ichiro...although he does prob. think that all the time lol.

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Nuttkase said:
While that was funny as hell to read (and true about how pathetic the Mariners are) you do know what the Onion does satire right? None of that was really said by Ichiro...although he does prob. think that all the time lol.

Nuttkace
Yes, I've been reading The Onion for years and have one of their books... I figured the fact that it was satire was just a given to everyone reading this...
 
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Ichiro doesn't hate to play for the Mariners, but he is humble about it. He likes being the under-dog.

Read the japanese news. He said that this was the ONLY chance for him to win a championship.
 
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714KaliHydro said:
Ichiro doesn't hate to play for the Mariners, but he is humble about it. He likes being the under-dog.

Read the japanese news. He said that this was the ONLY chance for him to win a championship.
He has also said that he doesnt want to play for another MLB team...he said that Seattle was the only place he wouldve gone...
 
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I read an article about him being unhappy toward the end of last season, but it sounded like it was because he thought the team wasn't playing to their potential, not that he didn't want to play there anymore.
 
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Oh Coy!Ocerto said:
He has also said that he doesnt want to play for another MLB team...he said that Seattle was the only place he wouldve gone...
Yes, because it in owned by Nintendo and Nintendo is Japanese.
Conspiracy or whatever, but that's what I hear from all the Japanese fans back in Japan. Stating that it was part of his "agreement" when leaving.
 
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An old headline from "The Onion"

T-BALL STAND THROWS PERFECT GAME IN SPECIAL OLYMPICS

Other headlines and hilarious articles from sports sattire sites (namely www.sportspickle.com and www.thebrushback.com):

MORE AND MORE MUSLIM YOUTH PLAYING YAHOO FANTASY TERRORISM

WOMEN'S TEAM EMBARASSED TO BE DUNKED ON BY A GIRL

THAT SKANK FROM SALES GOING TO WIN TOURNEY OFFICE POOL AGAIN SOMEHOW

WICHITA STATE COACH UPSET AT PLAYERS FOR SCREWING UP HIS BRACKET


It's good to laugh every once in awhile.
 

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Either way the Mariners suck. He's doing Seattle a favor by staying so they can generate some revenue before he decides to leave.

The sad part is, everything said about the M's in that article is true. They FUCKED up yesterday in the top of the 9th...walked 2 to have the bases loaded....nice job!