Ice Cube, GWAR, Vanilla Ice, Coolio, and Haystak announced to play at The Gathering
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What up everybody, it’s your big homie, Violent J checkin’ in, if you got the time. I got some more bomb ass news about the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos taking place in Cave In Rock, Illinois, August 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th. 2009. The shit is going to be crazy--worth any road trip you and your homies gotta make to get there. We’re driving up from Detroit which takes about 10 hours, and I know mad amounts of ninjas are coming in from way, way farther than that. Alls I can say is we’re doing everything we can to make sure this shit is well worth the trip where ever you’re coming in from! Even if your walking from Uganda.
One major thing separates our festival from Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Rock the Bells, Woodstock, and all the other festivals the world over… and that is the Juggalos byatch! Ours is the only festival that gots each other! That’s the real magic! That’s the love potion that covers the entire grounds. 10,000 plus Juggalos from all over the country, all in one place, together as a family is what creates the very real, aura of euphoria you feel right when you get there. I mean, yeah it’s fresh to see who’s playing and all that. But I believe the absolute magic in the air comes from each other. If you’ve seen the new documentary A Family Underground then you already know what time it is! If you ain’t seen it yet, make sure you do, because although no film can capture the true essence of what being at a Gathering live in person is like, A Family Underground does a pretty damn good job of coming close.
This being the 10th Annual, you know we’re working extra hard to bring you the noise this year! So here it goes… School is back in session and class begins now mutha fucka!!! SO ZIP YO LIP UP AND GET SCHOOOOOOOOLED!!
Full sets from each and every member of the entire Psychopathic Records Family. True ass Juggalo music from the likes of the Axe Murder Boys… Anybody Killa … Blaze Ya Dead Homie … Twiztid … The Skarcrow, Boondox … The Psychotic Super Group Dark Lotus … Late nite gangsta shit from the Psychopathic Rydas… Crispy white Pony shoes hit the dirt with the return of Drive By… DJ sets and late night parties featuring DJ Clay and super producer Mike E. Clark … and of course a special extended set of wicked shit by the Duke of the Wicked and the Southwest Strangla: The Insane Clown Posse!
Plus as previously announced … a super set from the spectacular, underground, megastars: Suburban Noise Recording Artists… The Kottonmouth Kings!!!
Also a full on set of ultra nuclear devastation by the hottest underground MC on the planet: Strange Music Recording Artist… Tech N9ne!!!
MAJOR NEW THUNDER JUST ADDED!!!!
Let’s pretend your brain could even handle more schooling. Well actually we shouldn’t pretend because the fact is it’s gonna have to handle another hit… a major one too, right now!
The original Don Mega is making his way to the MAIN STAGE at the 10th Annual, all the way from South Central! He’s heard all about the bumps in the woods and now he’s comin’ to put it down himself! We’re talking about the N.W.A. Legend. The Gangsta Gangsta himself! ICE CUBE!!! That’s right! Say it again: ICE motha fuckin’ CUBE is coming to the Gathering! My personal favorite rapper of all time is coming to perform and party with the Juggalos in the woods!! “Whooop Whooop!” MEETS “Yeay Yeay!” I truly cannot explain how fuckin’ geeked I am about Cube at the Gathering,
FUCKIN’ MAJOR WICKED SHIT IS TRULY APON US!
And how about some deadly death metal from the wildest, sickest and greatest live show metal band in the world! Rock lords of the wicked shit: GWAR!!! Yes it all sounds too good to be true but GWAR is bringing their full show of theatrical madness to the dark woods, late at night performing in the special, brand new Oddities Tent!
THINK WE’RE DONE SEDUCING YOUR MIND YET? SHIIIT! TURN YOUR TEXT BOOK TO PAGE 420 AND READ THE CHAPTER ENTITLED “WIG REMOVAL”
Fire up a purple, mango bliggity and take your mind on a fantastic voyage at the 10th Annual Gathering because it’s gonna be a Juggalo Gangsta’s Paradise this year byatch! As COOLIO makes his first ever appearance at the Gathering! The West Side is in effect in big ways this year! As Coolio does his thing in the forest of flavor on the Main Stage!
PLUS THE RETURN OF SOME ALL-TIME JUGGALO FAVORITES SUCH AS…
The big man from Nashville returns to the Gathering with his own unique style of rap… He’s never at a loss for words… His stage presence is devastating… His basslines sound like roaring waves of thunder… Of course were talkin’ about HAYSTACK! Yes, back by popular demand! Haystack back up in this bitch once again!
Plus the man always reppin’ Lo’s everywhere he goes in life… The most hated-on rapper of all time but he always receives mad, Juggalo love… The ninja who brings the crowd to a WILD ass frenzy when he rocks the stage.. VANILLA ICE comes home to the Gathering. The ICE MAN ready to do damage with the ninjas once again.
PLUS…THE COMEDY STAGE IS GETTING HOTTER THAN EVER FOR THE MEGA 10TH ANNUAL! A FOOKIN BARREL OF LAUGHS!
Last time we announced the awesome news that Jimmy “JJ” Walker will be in total effect with a fresh set of stand up comedy… Well we can now add our Juggalo homie, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper to the list as well. Last year Piper allegedly hit the blunt at the Gath and made national headlines! What will he do this year?
We’re really stepping our game up at the comedy tent, we’re gonna have a new stage and location, and were makin’ the shows hyper than ever. UpChuck The Clown is gonna do his thing as host, as always. But lets drop a bomb right here, right now, and add this famous name to the list of live performers this year: PAULY SHORE!! In the fuckin’ house!!! Yeah bitch get slapped! Does your face sting? Yes it does. It’s OK to well up and cry too. We know you want to. PAULY FUCKIN’ SHORE upside your head with some fresh Jokes!
PLUS MAD MORE UNBELIEVABLE NAMES TO BE DROPPED IN CLASS NEXT WEEK. WE”RE JUST GIVIN YOU DOSES AT A TIME SO WE DON’T DEEP FRY YOUR WHOLE HEAD OUT. IT ONLY GETS BIGGER AND BETTER BITCH. WHAT EVER YOU DO NINJA, DON’T MISS THE 10TH ANNUAL!
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU JCW WRESTLEMANIACS… HERE’S A BLOODYMANIA 3 - MATCH BY MATCH BREAKDOWN OF THE FATTEST SHOW IN JCW’S HYSTERY happening at the Wrestling Stage at Midnight after Twiztid. Featuring Ultimate Fight Super Legend KEN SHAMROCK, also BUTTER BEAN and TV’s TODD BRIDGES in wrestling action.
First off get ready for Friday night you lucky ninjas, cause at midnight after Dark Lotus, JCW presents: “Oddball Wrestling” Featuring Xtremely brutal and violent death matches: Broken Glass, Barbed Wire, Thumb Tack, Light Tube, Cactus, Bed of Nails, Rat Trap, Electrified, Weapons, Steel Cage, Ultra Death Matches! As well as Ladies, Midgets, Giants, Gorillas and Freak Shows!!!!
Saturday Night JCW presents: Bloodymania 3!!! This WILL BE the biggest show in JCW history. Matches already signed are as follows…
As we announced last week the JWO will be in action, all 5 at once, in the 5 Man Tag Team Main Event : Scott “Razor” Hall… Big Kevin Nash… Corporal Robinson… Violent J… and Shaggy 2 Dope… They take on the former JCW World Champion “Holy” Trent Acid and his 4 Alter Boys: Tim, Tom, Terry, and Todd.
Also the special “One More Time” match set to end the biggest and longest feud in JCW history. It’s the return of one legend and the retirement of another. The Rude Boy returns to JCW to face the retiring Abdullah The Butcher… One more time!
Plus the “Tough Man Match” of the centery!!! The Battle of the Ball-Headed Super Thugs! World Famous, Toughman, Superstar: Butter Bean comes to the Gathering to face JCW’s hardest hittin’ thug: Bull Pain!
JCW Tag Team Champions and most hated team in JCW history The Thomaselli Brothers put the belts on the line against The Weedman and Billy Bong.
AND… UFC & Pro Wrestling Super Star KEN SHAMROCK in wrestling action as he takes on the Emo Warrior Jimmy Jakobs! Ken Shamrock will also be conducting a MMA Seminar for Juggalos earlier that day!!!
How about a special CELEBRITY MATCH? Something brand new for the ninjas! From TV’s Diff’rent Strokes: Todd Bridges aka “Willis” makes his JCW wrestling debut and goes up against Mad Man Pondo! This shit is actually going down for our eyes only!
How about this special grudge match? The loser of this match must quit JCW forever!!! 2 Tuff Tony vs. anybody that Scott D’Amore can find. And D’Amore has found somebody all right... The 550lbs of Big Daddy V! (aka Vicera)! And peep this, A SPECIAL ENFORCER REF has been assigned to make sure there is a final 3 count or submission no matter what! That special guest ref is none other than “ROWDY” RODDY PIPER!!!
Sabu returns to action a brand new kind of manic as he takes on an old enemy in Raven. And of course Raven will have his little houndog, male groupie Sexy Slim Goody in his corner. But what if Sabu broght somebody to have in his his corner too? Like say… Evil Dead?
PLUS MANY MANY MORE SUPRIZES!
Oh… Oh yeah… It ain’t over motha fuckas… I almost forgot this freshness… This years Gathering will of course feature the 3rd installment of my super, world famous, Beach Boys Barbeque Blowout Bash Blast, you know…. I could only be talking about the official… “Violent J’s, Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast Back for 3rds my Nerds!” Come dressed in your best or worst beach wear… You know how we do it bitch. We’ll be throwing out free hot dogs, cheeseburgers and Faygo for all my fellow fat kids and hungry skinny kids alike, as well as bumpin’ Beach Boys classics all afternoon long. JCW Champion Corporal Robinson on one grill… the Juggalo homie, Jumpsteady on the 2nd grill… Shaggy 2 Dope on the 3rd, servin up slam burgers. But what really makes this year’s bash so special is that we have a special performance from a super, once in a life time, Juggalo music, all-star, live band! For this special one-time only show! They’re calling themselves The Beach Bums and they consist of Tino Gross from The Howling Diablos (known for playing on ICP, Boondox albums) and Mike E. Clark (world famous superstar producer of ICP and all around music prodigy) as well as Legs Diamond (Psychopathic studio vocalist for 15 years, guitarist and studio member of ICP’s recording team). These 3 essential ninjas step out from behind the studio walls to play a live set of some beach tunes live and in person for us! In the sunshine of the 10th Annual! What a trip this is all gonna be!!!
Hope to see you ninjas there,
Peace and Much Clown Love. From the desk of Violent J
What up everybody, it’s your big homie, Violent J checkin’ in, if you got the time. I got some more bomb ass news about the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos taking place in Cave In Rock, Illinois, August 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th. 2009. The shit is going to be crazy--worth any road trip you and your homies gotta make to get there. We’re driving up from Detroit which takes about 10 hours, and I know mad amounts of ninjas are coming in from way, way farther than that. Alls I can say is we’re doing everything we can to make sure this shit is well worth the trip where ever you’re coming in from! Even if your walking from Uganda.
One major thing separates our festival from Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Rock the Bells, Woodstock, and all the other festivals the world over… and that is the Juggalos byatch! Ours is the only festival that gots each other! That’s the real magic! That’s the love potion that covers the entire grounds. 10,000 plus Juggalos from all over the country, all in one place, together as a family is what creates the very real, aura of euphoria you feel right when you get there. I mean, yeah it’s fresh to see who’s playing and all that. But I believe the absolute magic in the air comes from each other. If you’ve seen the new documentary A Family Underground then you already know what time it is! If you ain’t seen it yet, make sure you do, because although no film can capture the true essence of what being at a Gathering live in person is like, A Family Underground does a pretty damn good job of coming close.
This being the 10th Annual, you know we’re working extra hard to bring you the noise this year! So here it goes… School is back in session and class begins now mutha fucka!!! SO ZIP YO LIP UP AND GET SCHOOOOOOOOLED!!
Full sets from each and every member of the entire Psychopathic Records Family. True ass Juggalo music from the likes of the Axe Murder Boys… Anybody Killa … Blaze Ya Dead Homie … Twiztid … The Skarcrow, Boondox … The Psychotic Super Group Dark Lotus … Late nite gangsta shit from the Psychopathic Rydas… Crispy white Pony shoes hit the dirt with the return of Drive By… DJ sets and late night parties featuring DJ Clay and super producer Mike E. Clark … and of course a special extended set of wicked shit by the Duke of the Wicked and the Southwest Strangla: The Insane Clown Posse!
Plus as previously announced … a super set from the spectacular, underground, megastars: Suburban Noise Recording Artists… The Kottonmouth Kings!!!
Also a full on set of ultra nuclear devastation by the hottest underground MC on the planet: Strange Music Recording Artist… Tech N9ne!!!
MAJOR NEW THUNDER JUST ADDED!!!!
Let’s pretend your brain could even handle more schooling. Well actually we shouldn’t pretend because the fact is it’s gonna have to handle another hit… a major one too, right now!
The original Don Mega is making his way to the MAIN STAGE at the 10th Annual, all the way from South Central! He’s heard all about the bumps in the woods and now he’s comin’ to put it down himself! We’re talking about the N.W.A. Legend. The Gangsta Gangsta himself! ICE CUBE!!! That’s right! Say it again: ICE motha fuckin’ CUBE is coming to the Gathering! My personal favorite rapper of all time is coming to perform and party with the Juggalos in the woods!! “Whooop Whooop!” MEETS “Yeay Yeay!” I truly cannot explain how fuckin’ geeked I am about Cube at the Gathering,
FUCKIN’ MAJOR WICKED SHIT IS TRULY APON US!
And how about some deadly death metal from the wildest, sickest and greatest live show metal band in the world! Rock lords of the wicked shit: GWAR!!! Yes it all sounds too good to be true but GWAR is bringing their full show of theatrical madness to the dark woods, late at night performing in the special, brand new Oddities Tent!
THINK WE’RE DONE SEDUCING YOUR MIND YET? SHIIIT! TURN YOUR TEXT BOOK TO PAGE 420 AND READ THE CHAPTER ENTITLED “WIG REMOVAL”
Fire up a purple, mango bliggity and take your mind on a fantastic voyage at the 10th Annual Gathering because it’s gonna be a Juggalo Gangsta’s Paradise this year byatch! As COOLIO makes his first ever appearance at the Gathering! The West Side is in effect in big ways this year! As Coolio does his thing in the forest of flavor on the Main Stage!
PLUS THE RETURN OF SOME ALL-TIME JUGGALO FAVORITES SUCH AS…
The big man from Nashville returns to the Gathering with his own unique style of rap… He’s never at a loss for words… His stage presence is devastating… His basslines sound like roaring waves of thunder… Of course were talkin’ about HAYSTACK! Yes, back by popular demand! Haystack back up in this bitch once again!
Plus the man always reppin’ Lo’s everywhere he goes in life… The most hated-on rapper of all time but he always receives mad, Juggalo love… The ninja who brings the crowd to a WILD ass frenzy when he rocks the stage.. VANILLA ICE comes home to the Gathering. The ICE MAN ready to do damage with the ninjas once again.
PLUS…THE COMEDY STAGE IS GETTING HOTTER THAN EVER FOR THE MEGA 10TH ANNUAL! A FOOKIN BARREL OF LAUGHS!
Last time we announced the awesome news that Jimmy “JJ” Walker will be in total effect with a fresh set of stand up comedy… Well we can now add our Juggalo homie, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper to the list as well. Last year Piper allegedly hit the blunt at the Gath and made national headlines! What will he do this year?
We’re really stepping our game up at the comedy tent, we’re gonna have a new stage and location, and were makin’ the shows hyper than ever. UpChuck The Clown is gonna do his thing as host, as always. But lets drop a bomb right here, right now, and add this famous name to the list of live performers this year: PAULY SHORE!! In the fuckin’ house!!! Yeah bitch get slapped! Does your face sting? Yes it does. It’s OK to well up and cry too. We know you want to. PAULY FUCKIN’ SHORE upside your head with some fresh Jokes!
PLUS MAD MORE UNBELIEVABLE NAMES TO BE DROPPED IN CLASS NEXT WEEK. WE”RE JUST GIVIN YOU DOSES AT A TIME SO WE DON’T DEEP FRY YOUR WHOLE HEAD OUT. IT ONLY GETS BIGGER AND BETTER BITCH. WHAT EVER YOU DO NINJA, DON’T MISS THE 10TH ANNUAL!
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU JCW WRESTLEMANIACS… HERE’S A BLOODYMANIA 3 - MATCH BY MATCH BREAKDOWN OF THE FATTEST SHOW IN JCW’S HYSTERY happening at the Wrestling Stage at Midnight after Twiztid. Featuring Ultimate Fight Super Legend KEN SHAMROCK, also BUTTER BEAN and TV’s TODD BRIDGES in wrestling action.
First off get ready for Friday night you lucky ninjas, cause at midnight after Dark Lotus, JCW presents: “Oddball Wrestling” Featuring Xtremely brutal and violent death matches: Broken Glass, Barbed Wire, Thumb Tack, Light Tube, Cactus, Bed of Nails, Rat Trap, Electrified, Weapons, Steel Cage, Ultra Death Matches! As well as Ladies, Midgets, Giants, Gorillas and Freak Shows!!!!
Saturday Night JCW presents: Bloodymania 3!!! This WILL BE the biggest show in JCW history. Matches already signed are as follows…
As we announced last week the JWO will be in action, all 5 at once, in the 5 Man Tag Team Main Event : Scott “Razor” Hall… Big Kevin Nash… Corporal Robinson… Violent J… and Shaggy 2 Dope… They take on the former JCW World Champion “Holy” Trent Acid and his 4 Alter Boys: Tim, Tom, Terry, and Todd.
Also the special “One More Time” match set to end the biggest and longest feud in JCW history. It’s the return of one legend and the retirement of another. The Rude Boy returns to JCW to face the retiring Abdullah The Butcher… One more time!
Plus the “Tough Man Match” of the centery!!! The Battle of the Ball-Headed Super Thugs! World Famous, Toughman, Superstar: Butter Bean comes to the Gathering to face JCW’s hardest hittin’ thug: Bull Pain!
JCW Tag Team Champions and most hated team in JCW history The Thomaselli Brothers put the belts on the line against The Weedman and Billy Bong.
AND… UFC & Pro Wrestling Super Star KEN SHAMROCK in wrestling action as he takes on the Emo Warrior Jimmy Jakobs! Ken Shamrock will also be conducting a MMA Seminar for Juggalos earlier that day!!!
How about a special CELEBRITY MATCH? Something brand new for the ninjas! From TV’s Diff’rent Strokes: Todd Bridges aka “Willis” makes his JCW wrestling debut and goes up against Mad Man Pondo! This shit is actually going down for our eyes only!
How about this special grudge match? The loser of this match must quit JCW forever!!! 2 Tuff Tony vs. anybody that Scott D’Amore can find. And D’Amore has found somebody all right... The 550lbs of Big Daddy V! (aka Vicera)! And peep this, A SPECIAL ENFORCER REF has been assigned to make sure there is a final 3 count or submission no matter what! That special guest ref is none other than “ROWDY” RODDY PIPER!!!
Sabu returns to action a brand new kind of manic as he takes on an old enemy in Raven. And of course Raven will have his little houndog, male groupie Sexy Slim Goody in his corner. But what if Sabu broght somebody to have in his his corner too? Like say… Evil Dead?
PLUS MANY MANY MORE SUPRIZES!
Oh… Oh yeah… It ain’t over motha fuckas… I almost forgot this freshness… This years Gathering will of course feature the 3rd installment of my super, world famous, Beach Boys Barbeque Blowout Bash Blast, you know…. I could only be talking about the official… “Violent J’s, Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast Back for 3rds my Nerds!” Come dressed in your best or worst beach wear… You know how we do it bitch. We’ll be throwing out free hot dogs, cheeseburgers and Faygo for all my fellow fat kids and hungry skinny kids alike, as well as bumpin’ Beach Boys classics all afternoon long. JCW Champion Corporal Robinson on one grill… the Juggalo homie, Jumpsteady on the 2nd grill… Shaggy 2 Dope on the 3rd, servin up slam burgers. But what really makes this year’s bash so special is that we have a special performance from a super, once in a life time, Juggalo music, all-star, live band! For this special one-time only show! They’re calling themselves The Beach Bums and they consist of Tino Gross from The Howling Diablos (known for playing on ICP, Boondox albums) and Mike E. Clark (world famous superstar producer of ICP and all around music prodigy) as well as Legs Diamond (Psychopathic studio vocalist for 15 years, guitarist and studio member of ICP’s recording team). These 3 essential ninjas step out from behind the studio walls to play a live set of some beach tunes live and in person for us! In the sunshine of the 10th Annual! What a trip this is all gonna be!!!
Hope to see you ninjas there,
Peace and Much Clown Love. From the desk of Violent J
