I Wish I Was An Athlete

[AdolfOliverBush]

If I was an athlete, I would not be subject to the same laws as a common American. Instead of going to jail right away for selling cocaine like every other average American who gets caught, I would be able to finish out my season and then serve my jail sentence in the offseason so that I can return in time for next season. I would not have to go to jail to serve my probation violation and D.U.I. sentence until my team was officially knocked out of the playoffs. It would be great to be an athlete because they are clearly held in the highest regard in this country. Fuck teachers, fuck soldiers, fuck firemen, and fuck paramedics. Athletes are the true heroes in this country.

 

[Fridge]

If I was an athlete, I would not be subject to the same laws as a common American. Instead of going to jail right away for selling cocaine like every other average American who gets caught, I would be able to finish out my season and then serve my jail sentence in the offseason so that I can return in time for next season. I would not have to go to jail to serve my probation violation and D.U.I. sentence until my team was officially knocked out of the playoffs. It would be great to be an athlete because they are clearly held in the highest regard in this country. Fuck teachers, fuck soldiers, fuck firemen, and fuck paramedics. Athletes are the true heroes in this country.

I'd rather be an athlete for the raping and killing personally, no need for drugs when I can get the adrenalin rush from dominating a defensless woman.

 

[phil]

yall hit it on the head. people in positions of power should be held to double penalties, not lighter ones.

 

[I AM]

I agree that they get off easy, but they shouldn't be subject to harher penalties. It isn't their fault they are good at sports and people worship them. Everyone should have EQUAL penalties...

 

[BadBoyKillaDPG]

Just like school, athletes get the better treatment. Good for them

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Athletes...celebrities...congresspeople...

Always.

 

[TOKZTLI]

. . .board of directors, corporate officers, law enforcement officers, politicians . . .