I want to...

[Blight]

Split an army tank with my teeth
Trample a kingdom in bare feet
Then get high and consume red meat

(YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
BUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO... IT HAS TO RHYME)

 

[Blight]

MY BAD...
I MEANT OT MAKE THIS A SEPERATE POST. you gotta think im crazy now....

EDIT THIS.

And yeah your sort of right whoever is posted after this post. but im erasing the question.

ADD ON WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WHIT RHYMES, OKAY!

 

[Cameron]

by not helping when not asked too.

 

[Locahontas]

I want to take a trip around the world,;
Fight Ja Rule, he's such a girl;
Give George Bush's head a twirl;
And beat him with my grandma's pearls.

 

[Pittbull aka Doggy]

i want to....get diarea and then dump a load
take my girls backdoor man and make him hump a toad
wake up at 7 in the morning and walk down the 7th road
put in red contacts and then get into my eleventh mode

 

[Locahontas]

Beat my baby's dad to a bloody pulp,
Just for a day, I'd join a cult.
Bring the AutoBahn to a screeching halt,
Sip a 40 oz of Old English malt.

 

[Blight]

Smack a guy smoking crack
take his pipe and inhale that
no i guess i changed my mind
id rather go and buy a dime.

 

[Locahontas]

I want to take Blight's dime he got from 2 souls,
Look Mike Tyson in the eye and knock him out cold.
Type my 91siccness posts in hot pink, all bold,
And protest against schools selling jello mold.

 

[Blight]

That hot pink could get old
i wolud like to see some gold

 

[Locahontas]

Well sell me your soul
Then I'll put up a poll
Come on now, don't fold
Are your feet gettin cold?

 

[Blight]

Nah my feet get warm and turn blue
then rip out my shoe
cause i grow into a huge
blue-ish hulk like dood
who wont sell his soul
but ill sell you a bowl.

(or we could just smoke one)

 

[Locahontas]

I don't wanna smoke
I got asthma, might choke
But I would like to take some Amish folk
And see if they would take a toke.

 

[Blight]

The amish form of man is strange
get them high and pick their brain
You know what i did arange?
I quit smoking weed.

So right now imma go back to Pittsburgh because today
I want to break records in the gym. So im on my way.

 

[Locahontas]

Do you go to Iron Masters on the South Side?
I used to but I didn't pay...free ride.
It was too hot and it sure was ghetto.
If they ever got an a/c, I wish they'd let me know.

 

[Blight]

I got to YMCA on the Boulevard of the Allies
Worked my ass of yesterday night
did squats until i couldnt walk right
then hit the deadlifts... weaklings dont do those
im happy cause im on another level then them hoes
I lift up the whole fuckin gym
Every time i go up in

I went to Iron Masters once... yeah once,
did we ever meet front to front?

 

[Locahontas]

No we never met
But I need a vacation, ready to get on a jet.
I kinda want a dog, but my mom says no pets
Damn, it's past the 1st of the month, and I still owe her rent.

 

[Blight]

Go on vacation by car
you can get just as far
but not to an island
and you cant say "I land"
"safely on the runway"
But maybe just one day
ill go BY a jet
or go BUY a jet
with my own firstclass seat
to a jungle discreet.

 

[Locahontas]

Nobody else wants to play with us
We're all alone, Blight & Locahontas.
But its cool, we're some fools
On the Internet all day at work, breakin the rules.

 

[Spliff aka mac jesus]

even tho im white i want to sport a jerri curl
i want the world to stop spinnin round like a toilet swirl
then i want to learn to write poetry for my fly ass girl
oh ...yeah but first i gotta find a fly ass girl
cuz most of them just want me to buy diamonds and pearls

 

[Locahontas]

Ha!^^^ That was tight!

I want to get paid more than once a month
It's hard as hell to pay my bills on that schedule, wtf?
I wanna drink Bacardi Limon until I hurl
And help Mr. Spliff find a fly ass girl.