I wanna slap the shit outta Ciara...

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Jun 5, 2002
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or rather, whoever signed her to LaFace (L.A. Reid?).

So I heard that shit she did with Petey Pablo the other day, 'Goodies' or whatever the fuck it's called and when she starts howling on the chorus, I came close to breaking my stereo. Bitch sounds like a drunk Chipmunk off helium. God, the state of R&B has declined. Why is bullshit like this getting so much play? How does Clear Channel program it's playlists anywayz? :angry:
 
Jan 26, 2004
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First- You get a cool lookin bitch that's thick or got curves....
Second- Make sure they can at least hold a note.....
Third- Put up with hours of recording sub-par material....
Fourth- Put effects on the vocals to try and make up for the lack of talent....
And BAM! You got Ciara, Ashanti and so many other bitches.......Some R&B cats too.....While all the non attractive talented singers get stuck singing at church or doin hooks for local acts! Of course there are exceptions but just a few! IMO
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Or how about this classic plan

You take that cat around the block who puts in work, but can't rap for shit
You ignore the cat that can rap his ass off, but dont have the same cred
You add some growling effects to the street cat and layer his shit out
You pay for some Lynch, Yukmouth, and Ridah verses
You buy some Bosko, Rick Rock and Sean T beats
And BOOM! You got 9/10 new West Coast artists.
 
Aug 11, 2003
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The beat is sicc and can be put to better use.

The bitch can't sing, and I have never seen the video if there is one, but with the way she sings she better be thick and have a nice face.