I thought my Twitter was hacked (funny story)

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Jan 20, 2007
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IamGilgamesh.guru
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Several months ago after losing my jobs, my phone was disconnected because I couldn't pay the bills. Then I lost the phone.

Yesterday, somehow, somebody other than myself posted on MY Twitter account saying simply 'hi.' I thought I'd wait it out and see what happened before I investigated. Today, about twenty minutes ago, from TEXT, my Twitter account said 'stop Text me.' So the investigation began.

I went on my Twitter account on the site, and saw that it was still connected to my old cell number. Kind of odd, so I decided to give it a call. Some girly country music played while I waited for them to pick up, so I knew it certainly wasn't MY account still being active. lol

Some hick lady picked up, and I kinda told my story about what I was trying to figure out. She said it was a new phone, and that it WAS really weird, because she didn't know who I was. I don't think she knows what Twitter is, cuz she sounded QUITE befuddled. I said 'sorry to bother you, go ahead and have a nice day.' and proceeded to hang up.

Which is pretty funny if you think about it, cuz I was on there talking about drugs, dead bodies, songs, horrorcore, eating fetuses, and other silly shit that I yap about. So she was probably pretty terrified. lol

Less than a minute later, some tough guy calls me up. I asked if it was someone calling from that same number, and he said 'No, but its their friend, what are you trynna pull?' or some dumb shit like that. Again, I explained that it was my old phone number, and what the mistake was. He understood and went along his merry way. Twas pretty damn hilarious I thought.

So I took the phone number off the Twitter account, and all should be normal again. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlarious.
 
Jul 4, 2009
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You make a very good point SM I shall now study this GIF and report back with a final hypothesis
and LOL @ tiny tim.
Tim, if you got a text from a 219 number the other night that was me drunk lol sorry n shit
@SM you notice how he is biting her neck
its probbably both
I used to be a bear expert and I know how they love to get their dick sucked while killing their prey
they rip from the torso cause they need the head and tiddies cause they love getting tiddie fucked
if I were that Bear Id be doing the same thing.
 
Jul 22, 2008
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www.youtube.com
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You make a very good point SM I shall now study this GIF and report back with a final hypothesis
and LOL @ tiny tim.
Tim, if you got a text from a 219 number the other night that was me drunk lol sorry n shit
@SM you notice how he is biting her neck
its probbably both
I used to be a bear expert and I know how they love to get their dick sucked while killing them
they rip from the torso cause they need the head and tiddies cause they love getting tiddie fucked
if I were that Bear Id be doing the same thing.
I feel proud to have a bear on the California flag suddenly
 
Jul 9, 2007
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You make a very good point SM I shall now study this GIF and report back with a final hypothesis
I used to be a bear expert and I know how they love to get their dick sucked while killing their prey
they rip from the torso cause they need the head and tiddies cause they love getting tiddie fucked
if I were that Bear Id be doing the same thing.
LOL!!

wtf hahahaha