I THOUGHT I WAS BALLIN BUT I AINT SHIT!!!!!

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Nostril King

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GODDAMN I WAS FINNA RUN THIS TRAIN ON THIS HOE THE OTHER NIGHT WITH SOME NIGGA AT MY JOB AFTER THE PHILLIES GAME AND I WAS GONNA HIT LAST CUZ I'M BURNIN RIGHT NOW (DONT GOT 70 BUCKS FOR THE SHOT) AND THIS MUTHAFUCKER TOOK HIS DRAWS OFF (LIKE A BITCH) AND HIS SHIT WAS HANGIN DOWN TO HIS KNEE - LIMP...I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!?!? WHO THE FUCK HAS A DICK LIKE THAT SHIT...I DIDNT EVEN HIT BECAUSE MY SHIT WOULD HAVE JUST BOUNCED AROUND IN THERE LIKE A PONG GAME UP IN THEM STRETCHED OUT WALLS OF THAT HOE SO I DROPPED HER OFF AFTER SHE PUKED AND COULD WALK AGAIN

I WONDER IF THOSE BIGPENIS TECHNIQUE WITH THE STRETCHING AND MILKING SITES WORK BECAUSE I NEED A BIGGER DICK - AFTER ALL MY SHIT GOT BURNED OFF IN AN ELECTRICAL FIRE IN CHURCH LAST YEAR SO I NEED TO GET BACK IN THE SWING OF THANGS

MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHO CARES IF ITS HATIN - JUST REFUSE TO RUN THE TRAIN AND TELL THE OTHER BROTHA TO FUCK OFF
 
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Nostril King

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IT WAS AN ECW EVENT BACK IN 1953 WHEN MY DICK FIRST GOT BURNED BUT IT DIDN'T OFFICIALLY GET BURNED OFF UNTIL LAST YEAR WHEN A WEASEL ATTACKED ME AND LIT MY ASSHOLE ON FIRE
 
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Nostril King

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IT WAS A TYPO BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE TOTALLY REAL AND ALL BULLSHIT ASIDE MY DICK DIDN'T EVEN GET TOTALLY BURNED OFF UNTIL ABOUT 6 MINUTES AGO WHEN I DROPPED A FLAME THROWER IN MY LAP
 
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