I think yall betta make this a VITAL cause its the SCRIPT

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This is the script that the majority of real muthafuckas live by. If you a fake muthafucka or borderline cat, take a look at the script and brush up on your ways..... This was first printed in the infamous Booty Crack Magazine out of San Jose, CA. Here we go:


SCRIPT LEGEND: VLN = VIOLATION RL = RULE
AT = A THOUGHT


1. Playa Hatin of any kind. VLN
2. Savin Hoes (even your woman). VLN
3. Treat muthafuckas like you want to be treated. RL
4. Sweatin a brotha for fuckin yo woman. Fightin over pussy. VLN
5. Fuckin yo partners girl. VLN
6. Set Trippin. VLN
7. Puttin bitches before buisness. VLN
8. Kickin yo womans ass. If you gotta hit her, leave her (see script #16) VLN
9. Be about yo money (see script #25) RL
10. Ridin dirty without yo partna knowin, or drivin his load without lettin him know you got no L's. (See script #40) VLN
11. Competin with your boy to spit at some trick (see script #1) VLN
12. Fuckin without being strapped (see script #16) VLN
13. Lyin about gettin some pussy you didnt get. VLN
14. Gossipin' like bitches. VLN
15. Wash your ass daily. RL
16. Tellin another player how to handle his woman, or women VLN
17. Bringin a raggedy ass hood rat to the click and introducing her as your woman. (see script #2) VLN
18. If you got beef with somebody, take care of it without fuckin somebody elses shit up. RL ExampleDont go to someones house or set that has nothing to do with your beef to handle your business.
19. Dont set your boy up with some raggedy bitch. (see script #3) RL A. If you happen to set him up with a raggedy bitch , balance it out next time by makin sure his trick is better than yours, thats the player way of apologizin.
20. Rankin on the way your boy's girl looks. VLN A. Its okay to judge his tricks but not his girl.
21. Sayin the word "nigga" around non-nubians. VLN
22. Takin shit out your boy's house or car without askin. VLN
23. Talkin too long on the phone with your boy that you see everyday (see script #14) VLN
24. Starin down a brothas girl in front of him (c;ub, car, public, etc..) VLN
25. Still fuckin around in the dope game. VLN
A. Its old and played out.
B. Be about yo scratch without fuckin with the penitentiary.
C. Count your moneyfrom the dope game era, and move on to the next hit. What true muthafuckas do!



There are 100 more rules to the script that I will be posting so look out for them.....
 
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18. If you got beef with somebody, take care of it without fuckin somebody elses shit up. RL ExampleDont go to someones house or set that has nothing to do with your beef to handle your business.


hahahaha... good shit.
 
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cont....

26. Callin a bitch (oops), I mean female out her name without knowin her. VLN
27. Borrowin shit and actin like you forgot to return it. VLN
28. Drivers: Dont always beg for gas money. RL
29. Riders: Offer up gas funds once in awhile. RL
30. Drivers: Dont under or over kick it. RL
31. Riders: You really have no say over how long yall kick it. Drive next time. RL
32. Fuckin your boy's mom. VLN
33. Treatin your kids like they're only thier moms problem. VLN
34. Spittin your boy's business without his approval (see script #1) VLN
35. Its always business, never personal. RL
36. Stay up out of family business. Its within the script to hurt you if you interfere. RL
37. Respect your elders. RL
38. Be a man. Come from the shoulders. RL
39. Mean muggin over hearsay. VLN
40. Keep your L's straight. Its cool not to worry bout the police all the time. RL
41. Stealin yo boy's flava (gear, auto, hairstyle, ideas, etc..) VLN
42. Wavin a gun in a muthafuckas face. VLN
43. Lyin about not masterbatin' and eatin pussy. VLN
44. Not payin back debts to family and friends. VLN
45. Pimp the system, Vote. RL
46. Takin a life. VLN
47. Makin your mom attend your funeral cause you were out fuckin around. VLN
48. Perpetratin a gangsta. VLN
49. Drinkin Malt Poison. VLN
50. Fakin and flakin on your partna. VLN
Example: Tellin your boy that youre gonna help him out of a financial bind, and then givin him the run around and never end up helpin him out.




more to come..... :devious:
 

MR. CLEEN

CEO/Producer of E&K Music Group
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YEAH I REMEMBER WHEN MY FOLKS ANDRE PUT THAT TOGETHER IN THE OLD BOOTY CRACK MAG. HE'S THINKIN ABOUT BRINGIN IT BACK TOO. THAT SHIT WAS THE REALEST....
 

MR. CLEEN

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HE BACK AND FORTH, SAN JO, VEGAS, FRESNO(HIS HOME TOWN) AND L.A. I TOLD HIM BOUT YA PROJECT. HE WAS GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT IT ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WAS ALWAYS SHOWIN YOU LOVE BACK THEN...
 
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Yea Mac, Last time I seen cuz was when he shot the FULL CLIP part of his movie/documentary "Crackumentary" I aint seen dude since, cause right after that I moved up to Sac. Next time you holla tell him I said wassup with it, and dont be a stranger....
 
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I remeber those rule and regulations. This had me crackin up because I tell people these rules and they look at me like Im crazy because they never ran the streets. Some of those rules and violations is confirmation I was and still am on the right path......
 
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51 - 75 cont...

51. Get yours on. RL
52. Snitchin. (see script #1) VLN
53. Braggin and sidin bout what you got. VLN
54. Fuckin your girls sister, or tight runnin partna. (see script #3) VLN
55. Know your alcohol and herb intake. RL
1. Throwin up all over the earth aint cool
2. On stuckey mack, head spinnin, sweatin and just plain tweakin is borderline busterish.
56. If you cant say somthing good about a muthafuckas, dont say shit. (see scripts #1 & #3) RL
57. Not knowin how to hit the herb before passin it. VLN
58. Lovin up the phone when you at somebody elses house, and its the only phone. VLN
59. Lyin about not fuckin white bitches. VLN
60. Non-nubians tryin to be down lyin bout how many sistas you done fucked. VLN
61. You aint gotta lie to kick it. RL
62. Playin your date to the left cause her looks aint up to par. (see script #3)
1. You shouldve thought of that shit before you went out in public, now show some class!
63. Keep in contact with your parents. RL
64. Help the next man whenever possible (loans, advice, road assistance, etc..) RL
65. Shootin dice any and every place. VLN
1. Wrong time and wrong place can get you killed or rolled up.
2. 75% of all street corner gambling leads to violent confrontations.
66. Roommates: At least make an attempt to pay rent on time. RL
67. Roommates: respect each others space and property
1. Dont go in a muthafuckas room unless its an emergency.
68. Keep your blood pressure checked. RL
69. Keep your dick tested. RL
1. If youre in a relationship unstrapped, test for dick sickness before you start fuckin with the next girl.
2. Testin for HIV is scary, but so is being diagnosed with AIDS and dyin real soon.
70. While free-loadin, dont abuse generosity of privileges. RL
1. eatin up all the food
2. dirtyin up all the dishes without washin them
3. playin music too loud
4. Havin to much gottdamn company
5. runnin up the phone bill
6. sleepin all muthafuckin day long.
71. Fuckin in your parents bed. VLN
72. Borrowin someones car without permission. VLN
1. Something always goes wrong.
73. Stayin in an enviorment that has a high risk of death or incarceration. VLN
1. If you can help it, move on.
2. Theres nothing wrong with bouncin up outta yo hood, its gonna possibly increase your lifespan and improve your lifestyle.
74. For every 3 pounds of herb you smoke, read 1 book. RL
1. The only damaging aspect bout smokin weed is that youre killin off brain cells. Readin and learnin produces more brain cells. In other word the more you read the more you can smoke weed:classic:
75. Know what class of hoes you are to be fuckin with. RL
1. An (A) nigga should only be fuckin with high (B) and (A) tricks.
2. An (F) nigga should know that at a club an (A) trick aint gonna fade him.
3. A (C) nigga has no limitations.
4. (D) & (F) niggas got the right to be mad at (A) niggas for smashin to (C), (D), and (F) tricks.
5. A dope ass body only receives one extra grade, So (A) niggas dont try to play those (F) hoes up to high (B) status usin her body as an arguement.


We aint done yet! 50 more to go..... :devious:
 
Apr 26, 2002
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Sup Reese.....
cooool post cuzz...

note to the board...
there is alot of good shit in here, spread the knowledge to the unknowin so 1 day, just maybe, the game will be str8 and not fucc up like it is...
too many homies are bitccchmade nowdays because they are
GAMELESS!

58. Lovin up the phone when you at somebody elses house, and its the only phone. VLN
too many times, at too many cribs i have seen playboys hoggin the phone doing just that...
all yall playboys keep that shit at your OWN CRIB


3. playin music too loud
aint shit wrong with bumpin yo musicc loud....
right now i have the D.E. shakin the crib while i kicc bacc on a BUD LIGHT.
in fact...that line needs to be edited out the script.
D-Locc just veto that.


2. Theres nothing wrong with bouncin up outta yo hood, its gonna possibly increase your lifespan and improve your lifestyle.
I MADE THAT MOVE WHEN MY SON WAS BORN.....ITS BEEN TEXAS STYLE WITH A MID-WEST TWIST SINCE...
I TRY TO TELL MY LOCCS TO GET UP OUT THE SPOT AND DO SOMETHING NEW..MAKE A MOVE FOR THE COME-UP.....SOME OF THEM JUST AINT THERE YET....


59. Lyin about not fuckin white bitches.
WHITE PUSSY IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD....
MY DICC SO SAID.


1. An (A) nigga should only be fuckin with high (B) and (A) tricks.
D-LOCC = (A) NIGGA
(A) NIGGA = TOP NOTCH FEMALES...
BUT HEY.....THEY AINT SAYIN I NEVER DROPPED DOWN TO SMASH SOME ASS THAT WAS JOCCIN ME.



24. Starin down a brothas girl in front of him
I HAVE HAD 2 SITUATIONS WHEN SOME WHITE CATS(who didnt know the script) were doin that...
best believe D-Locc had to let them know how I Roll with my lady....that shit dont ride!

25. Still fuckin around in the dope game. VLN
A. Its old and played out.
B. Be about yo scratch without fuckin with the penitentiary.
C. Count your moneyfrom the dope game era, and move on to the next hit. What true muthafuckas do!
To us young cats in our mid-20's...its not really old....
now to SOME of my bigg loccs in there late 30's....yea its old to them BUT...
there is tons of money to be made in the dope game.
easy-fast-money....if you dont make that chedder then the nect homie will.
yea....its a risk that is bein takin but hell...ridin dirty is a risk, buyin weed is a risk, drinkin is a risk.....FUCCIN IS A RISK.
TRUE you want to LIMIT the risks that you take and D-Locc does that fo sure.
AND I AINT BUILT FOR NO FED TIME...

THIS IS MY VIEW ON THE DOPE GAME...and HOW I PLAY IT

1.DONT LET THAT BE YOUR MAIN SOURCE OF INCOME
PUT YOUR EGGS IN MANY BASKETS
2. BE SMART, BE SMART AND BE ON YOUR FUCCIN TOES
THE MOMENT YOU RELAXED WILL BE THE MOMENT THAT YOU SLIPP UP AND SHIT HAPPENS.
3. NEVER DO BUSINESS AROUND YOUR CRIB
NEVER FUCC WITH SUSPECT FOLKZ
4. DONT SLANG FOR 300 DAYS STR8
TAKE A BREAK
SLANG IN INTERVALS
WORK A WEEK, AND TAKE 4 WEEKS OFF...
that way the whole city and popo's wont be attracted to you.


and if you in the game fucc petty 20's and 40's...tell homies to come to you with bigg cheese.
if you going to be in it...make sure you wakin away with at least
$1,300 for every pound you fuccin with.


holla

D-Locc