I Think I'll Crown Myself.............I'm The Truth!!!!

[Boogie The Mann]

King?....no John Brown is the self proclaimed King Of The burbs..Hmmmmm.Prince?No,Fabby Fab got that one.Duke?...No,My boy Cavity out in Santa Rosa calls himself the Duke Of The Rose.What other names are used in the kings court.I aint even british though.....Maybe I'll be the Don.Or I could pick out a name from a 70's mafia guy.I aint even Italian either.I need a name that says im the boss of it all and once I get my name I will post my music on here under my new name telling you all that im the future.I will also tell all the other struggling rappers that they aint shit cuz im here now.You know how it go's,I cant say great things about myself without stepping on toes,insulting others and saying how great I am and how great your not.I will then pursue my rap career by featuring everyone in the bay.I wont have one song on my album where i do 3 16 bar verses because I have so many features.I will prove to you all that I need Yuk,Turf and Fabby and everyone else in the bay to sell my product cuz Im so great at what I do.The cover of my album will be a whos who of all the features.After the album is finished being recorded i willhave it mixed down,mastered and pressed up.I will then release my album with no buzz.I will promote it as its released.I wont bother with promoting months in advance thru shows,flyers,radio drops,mixtapes,online promotions because my album needs to be out now cuz im the truth!!!!!!!When i do shows I will only do a verse from each song because my features dont show cuz now I cant afford to pay them to.In the meantime I will be the shit on my block cuz thats my picture on the album cover featuring all of your favorite bay rappers.

I am the future,Im shittin on all your favorite rappers.Im bringing the Bay back !!!!!


E-40-:H&H,Humble & Hungry".........................This thread is for entertainment purposes only.

 

[REdRUM]

...........

 

[Arson]

call yourself "bush the boss".

 

[enserio]

Stopped reading after three sentences.

Thanks, but I'm cool.

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

yeah, word

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

What was this thread about...?

 

[Boogie The Mann]

Yah fellas I agree,theres plenty of threads here with serious individuals talking about the same thing for yall to comment on.......This thread is about reeeediculisness

 

[Gas One]

when i turn 30 imma step it up to "sir gas"

and im gonna walk around with a cane although i obviously do not need a cane

 

[REdRUM]

Yeah...30's a good age. I think I'll go with Monsieur Redrum...or possibly even Lord Redrum.

Or what about Senor Redrum, or Don Redrum...?

 

[Boogie The Mann]

I'm going to be "His Lordship Mateo" or "Baron Rat Poison"

Hahahahahaha,His Lordship.....I forgot about that one....I Might go with "Court Jester Ruby Face"

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

Sir The Anti-Vidual The First

 

[Easy Going$]

MASTER GOINGS !!!

 

[Gas One]

nah nah nah

you know what imma change my name to

"old man gas"

like the creepy old dude in the house on the corner that always sits on the porch with 40 crows surrounding his chair

 

[Gas One]

haha oil can gas

thats a slugger name for sure

my gangsta/hustler name is 2.99 a gallon



you could step it up to 'rat king'
but youd have to live in the sewers and thats wack

 

[Boogie The Mann]

'member the baseball player "oil can boyd"?....you could be oil can gas!

The chancellor Ratoid Poison.....Thats the one there.

 

[Gas One]

hoodrat dibiase the million oxy man

 

[Boogie The Mann]

Gas one you can be"The Peoples Gas"....hahahahahahaha

 

[Gas One]

lolol

you can be Compton ass BTM

that should step your southern californa reputation up a notch

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

when's your cd "liar liar" dropping?

 

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