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MALKI

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Feb 2, 2006
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of getting blurped. cant no white boy get blurped more than me. i get blurped more than black people.





this time i got off if u lookin my eyes there chinky cuz i been smoking that medical marijuana. but i swear these cops pull me over routinely. they lookin 4 guns though its been hella shootings in berkeley - right where we got pulled over someone had just got shot the other night. smh

everyone stay safe
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Tomato Alley
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^^^Why do u think they created "urbandictionary". Im not gonna lie, i actually had to look up what it meant, and i hate urbandictionary.

oh and lol @ bragging about getting pulled over. Again, not gonna lie, any day im not getting pulled over is a good day.
 
Dec 4, 2006
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whenever i get pulled over...i always get handcuff on the spot..

no questions asked..they just take me out and handcuff me..then they ask the questions..

but that's cuz of my past wit them..
 
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YOUR NOT KOO CUZ U GET BLURPED ALL THE TIME FOR BEING A DUMBASS... FUCKEN BERKELY KIDS MAN, I SWEAR.....
OOHH LAA LA U BEEN SMOKING THAT MEDICAL?? HAHA IF ANYTHING U HOLD THE RECORD FOR BIGGEST BITCH.

of getting blurped. cant no white boy get blurped more than me. i get blurped more than black people.





this time i got off if u lookin my eyes there chinky cuz i been smoking that medical marijuana. but i swear these cops pull me over routinely. they lookin 4 guns though its been hella shootings in berkeley - right where we got pulled over someone had just got shot the other night. smh

everyone stay safe
 
Apr 8, 2005
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lol, cops see my cloths and always make me run my pockets lookin for a flag, i be pullin out chapstick, pieces of paper with phone numbers, and just random shit makin um hella feel like they wasted their time, i offer to let them smell my chap stick and they get all kinds of heated
 

MALKI

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Feb 2, 2006
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@ Shindizzle ^you editing your posts!!! when you riding messy marv dick??? you gay fantasy having pussy. your definetly homo. fuck yo mama she aint nothing but a bitch


anyway yall act like i get blured and get happy. im just laughin cuz i always get profiled and i aint doin shit to break the law. its kinda funny cuz these dick in the booty cops always messin wit me knowin damn well i aint on no stupid shit.



and for the record it aint me takin pics that was my patna who happens to be black lol and he gettin hella excitied. he like "dam blood we gettin blurped" you can tell he aint been to jail LOL. takin pictures and shit ahahaha. thats why i posted this up. also i have been to county and nobody did shit to me cmon brah i aint trying to act hard
 
Feb 5, 2006
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U REMIND ME OF THE WHITE DUDE IN SCHOOL WHO HAS 2 BLACK FRIENDS AND SAYS IT ALOT TO LOOK COOL BUT BRUSH IT OFF LIKE ITS NOT A BIG DEAL TO THEM AND ANNOYS PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK CUZ U TRY TO USE TOO MUCH SLANG AND IT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT COMIN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
 
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AztecaCV

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U REMIND ME OF THE WHITE DUDE IN SCHOOL WHO HAS 2 BLACK FRIENDS AND SAYS IT ALOT TO LOOK COOL BUT BRUSH IT OFF LIKE ITS NOT A BIG DEAL TO THEM AND ANNOYS PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK CUZ U TRY TO USE TOO MUCH SLANG AND IT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT COMIN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
LOL, I saw a whiteboy like that earlier today.