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Ok this is my guest column pilot or whatever so I’ll get to the point quickly and try not to waste anyone’s time. Hopefully Scots will like it and put it up – making me feel special for about 3 seconds and then realizing it probably means nothing in the long term. Today’s topic is the world is a horrible place.
I think the world is a horrible place because people live on it and 99% of all people would have been better off not being born. God knows I wish I had never been born. Nothing pissed me off more than the Columbine “tragedy” because – well, lets just look at the big picture, and then I’ll get back to the point.
What is a human being? Generally speaking, a human is an arrogant fuckhead who doesn’t know anything, but thinks they do. Especially in western society teenagers no longer respect their elders and assume they have 100% infallible, unquestionable wisdom. Why do so many teenagers think it’s funny to yell at cars or smartmouth total strangers in a public mall or something? Everything is a ha-ha, so funny to them all the time because mom and dad have a big golden-roasted swine on the fucking table when they go home and new designer clothes on their satin sheets waiting. So they run around in total boredom because they have everything life can offer them – they CONFUSE BOREDOM WITH TRUE MISERY!!
What I’m saying is – they mull around thinking they are miserable, and that everybody owes them something, and that nothing in the whole world matters except amusing themselves. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH…YOU’VE GOT TASTY FOOD, DESIGNER CLOTHING, ACCESS TO NARCOTICS, and a DUMBED-DOWN politically correct curriculum (imPOSSIBLE to fail) and life is SO BORING YOU HAVE TO INFRINGE ON MY FUCKING RIGHT TO HAPPINESS!??! I did NOTHING to you and you want to YELL AT MY CAR?! This clearly demonstrates my point that nothing matters to people except their own comfort and amusement because ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’M NOT YOU AND THEREFORE I DON’T MATTER I’M NOT IMPORTANT! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I guess it’s the big tough guy syndrome that you say these things you asshole. I guess nowadays it should be called the Al CAPONE Syndrome, because everyone is ABOVE THE LAW~! You are such a BAD BOY (you rebel you) yelling at cars and committing all sorts of Summary Offenses and Crimes Towards My Feelings --- UNTIL I CATCH YOU!! I can grab you by the scruff of your neck and threaten you but you just sit there smirking and giggling with your friends. It’s not because you’re fearless or brave; IT’S BECAUSE EITHER ABUSE LAWS, OR YOUR LAWYER FATHER WILL PROTECT YOU. Nobody pays attention in school anymore because you can’t beat your students. Shit, I wouldn’t bother paying one MILLISECOND of an allotted daydreaming minute to the instructor if I passed the course without effort ---and did NOT have to face physical punishment! And don’t tell me your crap.
You know that bullshit everyone on the internet who writes a column is Mr. I-Beat-People’s-Asses – or “I don’t like this, I complain about that and I will kick your ass if I see you doing it!” or “If you see someone doing this just hit them” type shit – don’t COME AT ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT DOING JACK SHIT!! YOU ARE A FAGGOT!! AND THESE KIDS KNOW THAT physical violence is a dead non-factor (unless you’re live in a slum reeking of despair where sociopathic casual violence is the norm).
But I will tell you one thing – and this is a promise. I have no fear of prison. None at all. There is nothing for me in this life except disappointment and pain….my heart is broken, my soul is so,…so black. I cry every night, I break down crying. I don’t know when, or ever it will happen but I believe it’s my destiny to kill you. I think maybe God can forgive me if I kill you. Because you do nothing all day but make other people feel bad, and hurt their feelings. Just like you hurt my feelings – you made me feel less than a man. Like I have no right to live here.
So anyway – a human being is just a creation “evolved” from an animal (most commonly theorized to be an ape), right? Look at an ape and look at us:
CHART OF PURE FACT HUMAN (shit) APE (animal)
Highly concerned with stuffing their face? Yes Yes
Severely infatuated with fucking constantly and
spewing semen everywhere to reproduce and shit
out another baby?? Yes Yes
Constant defecation? Yes Yes
Sloth-like laziness and pursuit of too much sleep? Yes Yes
UNBELIEVABLE NERVE and GAUL (arrogance)? Yes No
Intelligence? Debatable Occasionally
You can see clearly that apes are actually superior to humans (in a respect) because although they pollute the world with semen, piss and shit just like humans – they aren’t proud of it. Probably because they’re stupid. Humans only prove their lack of intelligence by their arrogance. You see some cocksucker who graduated from Harvard University and runs a lawfirm with a huge house and 8 bratty kids. He drives Beamer (or if he’s black, a Hummer). He turns his nose up at everything and everyone because he assumes since he’s certified in a field of Higher Learning – that he knows EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. This flawed logic has turned the world into a bowl of shit – and most people are victim of it. Here is their formula which is taken as fact:
I have a BS/Master’s/Doctorate therefore ---> I know more than most people therefore ---> I know everything.
Not exactly E=MC2 you piece of SHIT!! Then they get laid off after 20 years of dedicated service to a company and shoot themselves (sometimes murdering their worthless family too). Brilliant.
Anyway I’m bordering on exceeding my word count so I have to wrap this article up. In conclusion – I was happy at the events in Columbine because everyone who got killed and killed themselves deserved to die. They would just go on to be arrogant pieces of shit anyway so I’m glad they’re dead. I wish I was dead too.
-Cool Walt
(submitted to scotsmanality.com)
tell me what you think
I think the world is a horrible place because people live on it and 99% of all people would have been better off not being born. God knows I wish I had never been born. Nothing pissed me off more than the Columbine “tragedy” because – well, lets just look at the big picture, and then I’ll get back to the point.
What is a human being? Generally speaking, a human is an arrogant fuckhead who doesn’t know anything, but thinks they do. Especially in western society teenagers no longer respect their elders and assume they have 100% infallible, unquestionable wisdom. Why do so many teenagers think it’s funny to yell at cars or smartmouth total strangers in a public mall or something? Everything is a ha-ha, so funny to them all the time because mom and dad have a big golden-roasted swine on the fucking table when they go home and new designer clothes on their satin sheets waiting. So they run around in total boredom because they have everything life can offer them – they CONFUSE BOREDOM WITH TRUE MISERY!!
What I’m saying is – they mull around thinking they are miserable, and that everybody owes them something, and that nothing in the whole world matters except amusing themselves. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH…YOU’VE GOT TASTY FOOD, DESIGNER CLOTHING, ACCESS TO NARCOTICS, and a DUMBED-DOWN politically correct curriculum (imPOSSIBLE to fail) and life is SO BORING YOU HAVE TO INFRINGE ON MY FUCKING RIGHT TO HAPPINESS!??! I did NOTHING to you and you want to YELL AT MY CAR?! This clearly demonstrates my point that nothing matters to people except their own comfort and amusement because ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’M NOT YOU AND THEREFORE I DON’T MATTER I’M NOT IMPORTANT! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I guess it’s the big tough guy syndrome that you say these things you asshole. I guess nowadays it should be called the Al CAPONE Syndrome, because everyone is ABOVE THE LAW~! You are such a BAD BOY (you rebel you) yelling at cars and committing all sorts of Summary Offenses and Crimes Towards My Feelings --- UNTIL I CATCH YOU!! I can grab you by the scruff of your neck and threaten you but you just sit there smirking and giggling with your friends. It’s not because you’re fearless or brave; IT’S BECAUSE EITHER ABUSE LAWS, OR YOUR LAWYER FATHER WILL PROTECT YOU. Nobody pays attention in school anymore because you can’t beat your students. Shit, I wouldn’t bother paying one MILLISECOND of an allotted daydreaming minute to the instructor if I passed the course without effort ---and did NOT have to face physical punishment! And don’t tell me your crap.
You know that bullshit everyone on the internet who writes a column is Mr. I-Beat-People’s-Asses – or “I don’t like this, I complain about that and I will kick your ass if I see you doing it!” or “If you see someone doing this just hit them” type shit – don’t COME AT ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT DOING JACK SHIT!! YOU ARE A FAGGOT!! AND THESE KIDS KNOW THAT physical violence is a dead non-factor (unless you’re live in a slum reeking of despair where sociopathic casual violence is the norm).
But I will tell you one thing – and this is a promise. I have no fear of prison. None at all. There is nothing for me in this life except disappointment and pain….my heart is broken, my soul is so,…so black. I cry every night, I break down crying. I don’t know when, or ever it will happen but I believe it’s my destiny to kill you. I think maybe God can forgive me if I kill you. Because you do nothing all day but make other people feel bad, and hurt their feelings. Just like you hurt my feelings – you made me feel less than a man. Like I have no right to live here.
So anyway – a human being is just a creation “evolved” from an animal (most commonly theorized to be an ape), right? Look at an ape and look at us:
CHART OF PURE FACT HUMAN (shit) APE (animal)
Highly concerned with stuffing their face? Yes Yes
Severely infatuated with fucking constantly and
spewing semen everywhere to reproduce and shit
out another baby?? Yes Yes
Constant defecation? Yes Yes
Sloth-like laziness and pursuit of too much sleep? Yes Yes
UNBELIEVABLE NERVE and GAUL (arrogance)? Yes No
Intelligence? Debatable Occasionally
You can see clearly that apes are actually superior to humans (in a respect) because although they pollute the world with semen, piss and shit just like humans – they aren’t proud of it. Probably because they’re stupid. Humans only prove their lack of intelligence by their arrogance. You see some cocksucker who graduated from Harvard University and runs a lawfirm with a huge house and 8 bratty kids. He drives Beamer (or if he’s black, a Hummer). He turns his nose up at everything and everyone because he assumes since he’s certified in a field of Higher Learning – that he knows EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. This flawed logic has turned the world into a bowl of shit – and most people are victim of it. Here is their formula which is taken as fact:
I have a BS/Master’s/Doctorate therefore ---> I know more than most people therefore ---> I know everything.
Not exactly E=MC2 you piece of SHIT!! Then they get laid off after 20 years of dedicated service to a company and shoot themselves (sometimes murdering their worthless family too). Brilliant.
Anyway I’m bordering on exceeding my word count so I have to wrap this article up. In conclusion – I was happy at the events in Columbine because everyone who got killed and killed themselves deserved to die. They would just go on to be arrogant pieces of shit anyway so I’m glad they’re dead. I wish I was dead too.
-Cool Walt
(submitted to scotsmanality.com)
tell me what you think
