I sat on the toilet earlier

[L.D.S.]

Until my legs fell asleep...

But in my defense, it was probably a 4 pound shit and mostly solid.

 

[niguardian]

did your wife try to steal it and sell it for meth like rossibreath

 

[MobbinINda916]

lol toomuchinformation

 

[Ez-Roo]

shit i was pissing last week and a big ass leg came from under rim it was a big ass/ tongen warrior spider?

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Put that puppy on your resume.

 

[Infantry Elite]

Until my legs fell asleep...

But in my defense, it was probably a 4 pound shit and mostly solid.

gettin ready to do the same thing.
:beard:

 

[BOOBOO619]

My legs always fall asleep when I take shits. I take too much time reading or using my phone.


Sometimes I take so long that when I go to whipe, no shit shows up on the toilet paper. I assume that's because the shit has already dried up. Then later I have my GF lick my asshole. haha

 

[L.D.S.]

Hence the name booboo.

 

[L.D.S.]

It was a good shit, too. I felt great after I was done, despite that moment I felt like I was gonna puke because of the smell.

 

[savage]

 

[Defy]

I've had that happen...especially when I had my psp.....the worst is when you don't really realize it and you try to stand up and hella almost fall cuz you can't feel your legs

 

[DeepEastBeast]

Fuck u

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

LARGE
DOOKIE
SHITTER

 

[savage]

Lemme
Dump
Somemoar

 

[timebomb]

 

[jake921660]

Legs
Dumbass
Sleeping

 

[RickyVoorhees]

Until my legs fell asleep...

But in my defense, it was probably a 4 pound shit and mostly solid.

That's what happends when you take to many Oxy's lol. . .

 

[0R0]

FBS

Fat Bastard Shit

 

[L.D.S.]

I'm not fat, I'm well fed.

 

[L.D.S.]

LARGE
DOOKIE
SHITTER

Lemme
Dump
Somemoar

Legs
Dumbass
Sleeping

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well played, sirs.