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i feel 100000% on that......if I gotta fart in the bathroom, i try and squeeze out a little one, and not let it all go.

i hate people that go in there and think cuz its a bathroom they can let out thunderous fumes. have some decency fucker.
 
Toro

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SHEA said:
....then there is homeboy surfin the web on his blackberry while I was takin a dookie this morning (after like 3 cups of coffee & a few smokes) -how you just gonna sit there & surf the web like you aint got a laptop at your desk.

I can hear that shit... *click click click* hahaha *click click click*
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haha
 
p.ellz

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i dun like taken a shit at work, cuz my shit be killin the atmosphere

but when i be at the house or baby mama house i be on the sidekick


but anyway
a while back at jack in the box, this fat white dude was taken a shit, i got on 1 side of the stall n my patna got on the other

i poured a fat ass milkshake on that nigga n he took a picture

shit was funny

too bad we lost the damn pic
 
Gas One

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man, when someones taking a smash brothers melee on the toilet...i bust a u'ie. im not gonna sit there and smell some niggas shit for 40 seconds while i piss and then wash my hands like it dont smell like rotting bacon. im liable to say something really fucked up if i dont leave. if not that, im gonna burst in laughter because i thought of something really fucked up. and then the dude taking a crap prolly gets all butt hurt and pinches his loaf. lmao. ill give dude his privacy, i can wait 10 minutes.
 
BOOBOO619

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Most of the time, I have to let out a fart or two, before piss comes out. That's just the way my body system works for some reason. I never fart next to someone in the urinal though (I hold it in), that shit is embarassing and I'd probably start laughing like an idiot.
 
Ne Obliviscaris

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Gas One said:
man, when someones taking a smash brothers melee on the toilet...i bust a u'ie. im not gonna sit there and smell some niggas shit for 40 seconds while i piss and then wash my hands like it dont smell like rotting bacon. im liable to say something really fucked up if i dont leave. if not that, im gonna burst in laughter because i thought of something really fucked up. and then the dude taking a crap prolly gets all butt hurt and pinches his loaf. lmao. ill give dude his privacy, i can wait 10 minutes.
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Cosign.

And the worst is when im taking a shit and someone hits the stall next door and starts funking up the place shitting his brains out. Fuck that shit (pun intended)
 
JAPE

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smelling people taking a shit grosses me out because when you smell shit.... your sucking poop particles in your nostrils.
and when im pissing and a motha fucka farts.. they usually sound like burrrrrrrrrrrrrtttpp fuckin not normal... everytime they do that i just start crackin up wash my hands and im out, it does piss me off though!
 
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U know its a colossal fart when you're takin a piss at the urinal and rip one so hard that it stops your flow of piss momentarily.

That's when the scene needs to be vacated immediately.
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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greg said:
what about mufuckas dropping their pants to their ankles when they pissin at the urinal...ive noticed hella fat people do it more. But I just dont understand people sometimes, raised in the barn or something.
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haha, that's some lil kid shit right there. Parents should be aware if their kids do that, there's some sick fucking pedaphiles out there that might get turned on by that.

I've been in the bathroom one time and it was only me and this little kid was pissing right next to me with his pants all the way down. Shit made me feel awkward. I wanted to laugh, but that shit made me feel wierd. Parents were waiting outside, just imagine if I was a sick pedaphile. haha
 
JAPE

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BOOBOO619 said:
haha, that's some lil kid shit right there. Parents should be aware if their kids do that, there's some sick fucking pedaphiles out there that might get turned on by that.

I've been in the bathroom one time and it was only me and this little kid was pissing right next to me with his pants all the way down. Shit made me feel awkward. I wanted to laugh, but that shit made me feel wierd. Parents were waiting outside, just imagine if I was a sick pedaphile. haha
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serious shit though.... fools need to escort they kids to the pisser or tell em go in the stall
 
Southend_206

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Gas One said:
man, when someones taking a smash brothers melee on the toilet...i bust a u'ie. im not gonna sit there and smell some niggas shit for 40 seconds while i piss and then wash my hands like it dont smell like rotting bacon. im liable to say something really fucked up if i dont leave. if not that, im gonna burst in laughter because i thought of something really fucked up. and then the dude taking a crap prolly gets all butt hurt and pinches his loaf. lmao. ill give dude his privacy, i can wait 10 minutes.
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LOL @ SMASH BROTHERS.
 
siccness-user

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this is a true story

one time i was in a public restroom, in sandiego

and i could see someone's legs from the bottom of the left stall,(the stall next to mine)

all of a sudden i heard some aggressively violent noises, i turned around and the dude's legs were fuckin shaking like he was having a seizure

i tried getting out, running for an escape, but i was in the middle of the job, and i couldnt abandon my position..

so i took cover and leaned to the right, it lasted for a good 45 seconds

*gets grossed out from remembering

one time i also needed some toilet paper but they didnt want to spear a square

fucked up
 
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