I Need To Pull It, But I'm At Work

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Naptown317

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or as deep throat, i mean thought, would say, get my jerk on...my job is so fuckin boring, all i do is think about pussy lips, and tits, and hips, and what better way to pass the time than a little pocket pool?...if i had some in house puss, i would just wait till i got off work, and go home and pull the pile driver on it, but i'm livin with my folks for the next two weeks till i move out west...hmmm...maybe i'll see if there is a cheap b-rated movie on hbo and go up to a room and pet my monkey...i know, i'll pick a room thats under a nice sounding female name, creep up in there, and rest my balls on her jaws...i'll just beat my dick against the wall until i have no desire to use it, and go back to being a good employee...and the point to this post is....NOTHING...sorry ya'll, i'm tired, sober, and horny
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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Deep Thought said:
Dude, you work at Taco Bell. Just take a 10 and hit the restroom with some mild sauce lube and beat your Dippin Dots-size balls until you bust el caliente style while thinking about your fat shift leader.
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and if you must use hot or fire sauce, at least pik the seeds out first
 
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