i moved 444 units in just 24 hours! on sicc shop

[SLOWPOKE]

and you can get yours now,...thats right i'm selling my avatar but you also get my sig (kinda like a cd/dvd package) i got them in stores all across america,...tower records, fye, sam goody our very own siccshop and mom and pop stores in a hood near you....thanks to bayside distribution!!!

i'm trying to go ghetto gold with this unheard of offer,...if i can get enuff units moved ....10k !!!!,....the exeitives that i have talked to from sony, wanrer and uni have all told me that this is some thing that can go playitnum!!!!!


and for those that wanna get down (beto, y-dresta, b.a.g., floss {cause he my homeboy} c-dub and anyone else?) i'm gonna do a hyphy remix and even a chopped and skerwed version by willy biggs and dj loon {they group is called tha crazy willies} (they already signed on so get at me about spreading your name in the midwest!!!!!!)


yeah yeah we gonna hang tuff like an elafent dick,....be apart of history!!!!!!

all this for the lo lo price of only $44.14 !!!!!!!!!!
(thats if you get it thru me,..but other wise a shipping and handling charge applys)


and dont go and think about right click and saving them cause thats boot legin and you know the rules if you bootleg then you get your leg pee'd on!

send cash only to

"slowpoke's amazing avatar/sig offer that i cant go wrong with"
4144 47th ave
sacramento, ca. 95824

or get it in the stores,....

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Are you drunk??

 

[SLOWPOKE]

alex gram bell, the wright bros. and williunm hung was all told the same thing,...and look at them now,....millianaires and history making men,...i'm a business man,....the day you guys like the smell of chit i will be selling ass diped insence,..."poot" perfure,..for woman,..."ass stain remains" colone for men,...dookie loops cereal for lil boys and girls,...the fessesse sandwitch freatured at subway!,..."kaka" cola soft drinks,..."tolet papper thongs" for woman to waer and wipe ,.....man look around your house,...theres a way to make a mill,.....

i'ma bidnez men!!!!!!!!!

cant knock the hustle!!!!!!!!

 

[KALYN]

... toilet paper thongs? ahhh hell no.. lol..

 

[SLOWPOKE]

hay trip if you will,..but ,... imean butt,...just think,...if 100 years ago,..you tryed to sell a thong to a woman,...they would wire the sharf!!!!!!!!


now look,...thongs are sold to 12 year old girls,....and now some boys!!!!!!


there is gonna come a day that ya'll see my vision,....

and i have a perfet poster boy for this concept,...i can get here on the siccness,..and see if woodie would help promote this "northern" qilleted thong to the girls that bump his music,....man just think of the cooprate dollars that can come out of this?

 

[NinoBlakk]

i need your paypal

 

[CSicc CSupreme]

wtf????????

 

[mrskrilla]

Are you drunk??

lol!

 

[Green-Eyes]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hay trip if you will,..but ,... imean butt,...just think,...if 100 years ago,..you tryed to sell a thong to a woman,...they would wire the sharf!!!!!!!!



now look,...thongs are sold to 12 year old girls,....and now some boys!!!!!!


there is gonna come a day that ya'll see my vision,....

and i have a perfet poster boy for this concept,...i can get here on the siccness,..and see if woodie would help promote this "northern" qilleted thong to the girls that bump his music,....man just think of the cooprate dollars that can come out of this?

dude you have always been hella funny homeboy. i got the perfect poster boy for you modeling those thongs:

View attachment 70984

 

[Darkshowdown]

I went to every store here and they was sold out. They said its the best seller in history

 

[SLOWPOKE]

I went to every store here and they was sold out. They said its the best seller in history

yeah yeah see everybody,...they flying off the shelfs,..back east and in the midwest!!!!!!1

i wanna thanks the folks that made it posable for them folks out there to know about this graaet offer,..dj loon and willy biggs!!!!!!!!

i got love for your guys for your grind!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and the money i send will be my way of saying thanks,..ya'll cool if i send it all in cash stuffed in side some old teddy roxpins,..that have been gutted out so dont try and use the cassette ok? last time loon you tryed and it fucked up your classic screw tape {we know them as grays},...i still owe you a new one man i aint seen none on ebay yet but i got you,...)

c-e-s-o!!!!!!!!!!!
man dont trip i got you head on over to the siccshop right here on siccness.net and when they ask for a discount code type in


wh3n_d4_3as7_1s_1n_d4_buld1n_d4nger


and if you ip dont match the password others cant take your discount
so it's just for you homie,....my way of saying my bad for having you roll all around town trying to suport my product
i got you fam!!!!!!!!

 

[TJ.ESO]

some people got too much goddamn time on they hands

 

[willy biggs]

haha thats crazy

jyeaya

 

[GHP]

are you charging people to have that sig removed? that honestly is some foul as shit right there!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

man if you can see your the very first one to try and hate,..but thats ok,....cause man i'm already at 2k units sold,..man i'm geting calls every day thanks for giving me the bidness,...you think you hating but you giving me so much promotion,...in fact the head over at sony told me if they are flying (he got a few for his kids for x-mas time) so fast why dont i up the price,...


i said i aint trying to bleed everyone,..i m a bidness man,..

 

[mustynutz]

fuck man i been tryin to get one of these....i finally had to break down and buy a bootleg at the gas station

 

[SLOWPOKE]

ooooooooooooh chit musty man you got the b/w cover on it i saw that,..some skiny white dude is selling them for only $5!!!!!!!

but dig this dont put it in your computer it have so many virus!!!!!!!!!!

and the avatar dont move like mine that i supply on the high quaity memrex cd-r's!!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Thanks for knowing better than to post this in BART lol

 

[SLOWPOKE]

sac aint not no dam kinda bay!!!!!!!!!

i was reaching out to all sac artits,...the only one that has not joined up was y-dr3sta you seen him over there in da bay mark?

 

[Darkshowdown]

I finally got this hot shit from Slowpoke himself and boy this shit is crisp as a mofo best shit ever.


Last I heard about Dragsta is he hiding behind a slurpy machine at the 7/11 that he works at with a heart stopping tight rhinestone t-shirt and polyester slacks, with his hair in shirley temple curls. looking like a cracked out albino version of Lil Richard.


LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOOOOOOOOOOY(Singing in a red neck voice)