I LULZ @ White Jokes

[ColdBlooded]

This sweedish guy at work and I were telling white jokes today, and I realized that whites are THE best race to make fun of, what are your favorite white jokes?

Here is mine . . .


Q. What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

A. One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

 

[montroller510]

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

im white but these were pretty funny

 

[shirmstick]

what did the white man say to the samoan?

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[JAPE]

what did the white man say to the samoan?

what?

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

what did the white man say to the samoan?

what?

haha

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

lol @ swedish guy at work

 

[shirmstick]

his bum is on the swedish

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?



The NBA

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

his bum is on the swedish

ahahahahahaha, i forgot about that



Tom Green's pretty funny but few know he's a master MC, here he is destroying Xzibit in a battle, lol

 

[3xLaZY]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?



The NBA

lol...nice

 

[Rossibreath]

his bum is on the swedish

lmao

 

[Tha Skore]

Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?


A. It's hard to find them in the snow.

 

[prodigy91]

hahah^

 

[Tha Skore]

Q. what has 1000 legs and 3 teeth?

A. a country music concert

 

[synical dj]

NUTTKASE IS FULL OF WIN!1!ONE!ONE!!!

 

[Toro]

Ok....Nuttkase, Synical DJ, this is not 4Chan!! Haha

 

[synical dj]

since last thursday, ive been on a mission to make open forum moar like /b/
ive referenced ED and 4chan over 9000 times since then.

 

[Nuttkase]

MOAR!

 

[phil]

Q. what has 1000 legs and 3 teeth?

A. a country music concert

bwahahahahaa

that reminds me of another similar joke

what has 6 legs and 3 teeth?

3rd shift at waffle house