I know I'm getting old because..

[big D]

LOL

dude on last comic standing says you know you're old when you carry Tums around in your pocket for no apparent reason. When you're young it was a condom, now its Tums. That's me right there!

LOL

 

[DJ Mark 7]

"Cause I have a better chance of gettin a stomach ache than gettin laid"

LOL I LOVED that one

 

[MOSA]

ANOTHER REASON YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD IS WHEN YOU NEED NAPS ...WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU NEVER WANTED TO TAKE THEM ...NOW THAT YOUR OLDER THATS ALL YOU WANNA DO.HA! HA!

 

[shadow]

on a saturday night, at the grocery store, you turn to your girlfriend and say "oh shit, Law & Order: Criminal Intent is on tonight, lets hurry up" caught myself saying that last saturday. sad shit. but thats the way its go. its hard to admit, but im growin up, 23 years old and im feelin like im 40.

shadow

 

[Checkmate Muzik]

you aint gettin old mayne, but its some fucked up shit labels promoting these days. like you said you liked tooshort but it was never on the radio. It does feel awkward when my little nephew, kneas, singing rap lyrics that's very offensive, they should leave that shit for the street audience.

 

[salvarican]

i dont know, man but when people be tryna pull pranks on me that i was pulling back in 93 ,94 i be like man go on with that shit little kids mainly, or when i hear some middle school kids on the bus be like wanna hear a new cap? and be like ya mama's so buff she can blow bubbles with now-a-later's i be like man i was saying that shit back in the 3rd grade, but that's little shit, i actually give other forms of music chances also, cause when i was younger if it wasnt hip hop i was like fuck that, now i listen to some rock old school r&b, i'll hear some raggae and be like that sounds coo, and jazz to, i also clean my room more often now which i never did when i was younger, i dont feel like i'm getting old, but i know i'm getting closer to adult hood (2 years and like 9 months to be exact) i'll still go out tho and do all that shit, i cant stand being at home, even if i'm broke

 

[shadow]

I Also Feel old becuz i've been a regular on this site through 3 different site owners. like Whoa!

shadow

 

[2-0-Sixx]

dude on last comic standing says you know you're old when you carry Tums around in your pocket for no apparent reason. When you're young it was a condom, now its Tums. That's me right there!

ahh shit....on the rare occasion I go out to a club I make sure to remember to carry a roll of tums! That shit's fucked up!

Shit, I saw a comercial for a cruise line and actually thought it sounded tight.

The best part of my day is over when my alarm clock goes off.

I know I'm getting old 'cuz I always catch myself sayin shit like, "Man, when I was growing up..." and "When I was a kid that shit only cost ..."