I just saw my friend. He was hit by lightning 2 days ago....

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Sicc OG
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May 12, 2002
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His eye is all black and blue and burnt. Somehow a bolt came back out his eye!

He said he was weed wackin his moms yard and it looked sort of like a thunder storm was near. All of a sudden he felt something rattle his skull and smash him into the ground and he started running with no destination. Dropped the whacker and his arms felt gone (numb). He didnt know what was goin on. Then he heard his mom yell, "come inside its going to storm!" so he headed towards her. He was shocked and confused. Hes better now. He just cant look at anything bright for a while, and he has to stay indoors and rest. When i saw him tho, he was drinking Keystone.
 
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THA RIPPA

Sicc OG
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May 27, 2002
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wouldnt you kinda.....umm.....whats the word that describes what happens when a lightning bolt goes thru ure eye.....goddamnit whats the word....OH YEA! GOT IT!....DIE?

btw....has anyone else noticed that blight has a fucced up story to tell for EVERYTHING?
 
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-TiM C-

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Apr 25, 2002
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you wouldnt necessarily die.. thats like sayin if some1 stabs you in the eye, are you gon die? not every time, you mite just lose your eye.
 
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Sicc OG
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Apr 25, 2002
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The guy has never gave money out to anyone in his whole entire salmon eating life. Greedy, selfish, tighfisted bastard! He only says shit like that so the ladies will think he's a munificent, charitable, openhanded gentleman.

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Naptown317

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Apr 25, 2002
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i had to do a report on lightning a few years back...when people get struck by lightning, they don't get struck by the bolt itself...it is a current running through the ground that runs into them...if a human were to literally get struck by lightning, the heat from the bolt would instantly boil your blood causing you to implode...that is what happens when a tree gets hit..the water in the tree boils instantly, and causes the tree to break...imagine that shit really happening?..that would be one messy ass crime scene
 
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