I just met Tech N9ne

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Then I woke up...

Some famous kat I was chillin with in this dream was accused of murder. I think it was Morgan Freeman. He was accused of beating someone to death with a hubcap or something, but we figured out that it was one of his sons.

Well we're chillin' on this curb when all of a sudden kats start pourin' out of this church thats conveniently across the street like angry mob style. One of them is holding this old carcass, there's just a bit of skin left on it but mostly it's just bones with the skin looking like cheesecloth over it. On the back are large, broken down angel wings. He kind of wraps Morgan Freeman in the ribs of the carcass and pushes the wings around him and forces both him and I in to the church yelling "The devil is here! The devil is here!" in a crazy southern baptist sort of way, although he was just a nutjob. "It's the devil!"

So he gets brought into the church with me and I kind of lose track of what's going on but the place is set up so there are pews on the left, center, and right. I sit second from front in the center section.

Then the dream takes a shift into what is basically the photo shoot that Tech was doing on the DVD. You know how you are doin' one thing in a dream then you forget completely how or why you are there... I didn't make the connection to the two dreams untill a few minutes after I woke up. It's in this really new church, and Tech isn't there. I guess some kat was supposed to be gettin' the crowd all into it but I was pretty much the only one who knew who Tech was so I was the only one that knew what was going on, and the only one who gave a fuck about being in this Tech pic. Eventually the MC on the stage is just like "Fuck it" and gives up, then Tech comes out with his Tech jersey on, completely unscheduled, cornrow style and he's all "WHat if I come out here and show you what yall doin" then jumps into the crowd and starts shakin' hands with people while they do this intro/interlude thing that I can't remember, but considering my mind made it up it was pretty fuckin' cool. He comes over to me and I'm like "Tech, fuckin' Zer0 MediA!" (as if it was something I could pull off in real life! LoL.) and he said something like "Oh, hey what up man!" and went on his way doin' his thing.

I turned to a friend of mine who I (in real life) haven't seen for years and asked him if he'd ever heard Tech... He said "Not really".

"This is gonna blow your fuckin' mind."

Then I woke up.


I post this only because of how I wound up at the Tech show, with the weird church and carcass and shit... It would be cool if Tech could play a church and rock it to the floor. Then again, I'm not a religious person by any means so...

There was this dance club in NY called the Limelight that was converted from a church that I think was closed down due to a HUGE ecstasy ring bust... Wonder if it's still available.
 
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All dreams have meanings , i have a dream dictionary it catergorizes the metaphors of our dreams into there future manifestations and predicts iminent events . I dont beleive in religion either i see it as a mere comforting crowd were people can eliminate there insecurities and simplify there understanding of the nature of god. Any form of spiritual enlightment needs to be achieved threw personal experiences and can not be delivered threw the words of a preature.

God is out in the streets not confined into a solitairy gathering.
 
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Who hacked Lejo's account and posted something that I not only agree with, but also find eloquently explained? (spelling mistakes aside)


I've been into god and the devil for a long time, never believeing in it but just being fascinated by how religion can mesmerize a population. "Follow this book or go to hell"! Ok... I could go on and on for days but, I've done it before and it just gets me nowhere.
 
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Keep tootin' your own horn, it makes you look smarter... By the way, when you're "revealin the complexity of (your) mentality", then you should run a spell check now and then, and check your punctuation.... The basis of education is the ability to piece letters together to form the words. It doesn't matter to me if you can use the words to brainwash nations. If you can't spell the words then you are a puppet to me. You're a cool kat Lejo, and I have new-found respect for you but don't get on your fuckin' high horse. I'm just trying to give you a bit of advice. The higher the horse, the farther the fall, my man....
 
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Oh and don't get me wrong, a spelling mistake now and then isn't a big deal... Hell, I still have a problem with figuring out when to put a "C" in a word of an "S" sometimes, but hell.... You corrected one word in your post and left a hundred others uncorrected and now you're some sort of literary scientist?

You're funny Lejo... If you weren't around who would I bag on all the time?
 
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It's good that you posted this story. I'll make sure to store this little nugget of knowledge away in case I ever need to bag on you.

"Been having wet dreams about Tech again, Zero?"

Yeah, that's a good start. I see potential for a lot of material here.
 
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ENDelt260 said:
It's good that you posted this story. I'll make sure to store this little nugget of knowledge away in case I ever need to bag on you.

"Been having wet dreams about Tech again, Zero?"

Yeah, that's a good start. I see potential for a lot of material here.
That might be true, if only my dream hadn't basically been a manifestation of what could easily be turned into a music video...

If anything, question why the fuck I had Morgan Freeman in my dream, not Tech N9ne. I do. Besides, it really doensn't matter what I say or do around here... If anyone's got somethin' to say I could just turn it around on 'em and I've done it before so enjoy. At least I didn't go "He kneeled on my hand and looked deep into my eyes while singing...."


Yeek.
 
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ENDelt260 said:
It's good that you posted this story. I'll make sure to store this little nugget of knowledge away in case I ever need to bag on you.

"Been having wet dreams about Tech again, Zero?"

Yeah, that's a good start. I see potential for a lot of material here.

Oh and ENDelt, you came all over yourself the second someone mentioned your name in a post from another board. You posted it as "funny" (or whatever) when in reality it was a dumb ass post that you just wanted us to see because it had your name in it...

Good for you, you've got old football fans talkin' about you... Keep up the good work, soldier.
 
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Zer0.MediA said:



Oh and ENDelt, you came all over yourself the second someone mentioned your name in a post from another board. You posted it as "funny" (or whatever) when in reality it was a dumb ass post that you just wanted us to see because it had your name in it...

Good for you, you've got old football fans talkin' about you... Keep up the good work, soldier.
Actually, I posted it over here because he mentioned Tech and had made reference to the lyrics of Slacker in it. Nice try, tho.
 
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Zer0.MediA said:
And listen... No offence about ENDelt, but read my sig.... Just a warning. Ya'll know better than that.
You'll have to do better than that to offend me. I'm actually quite disappointed. I've seen you toss some decent smack around. That one was childish at best.