I just knocked on my neighbors door with my gun in my pocket

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Stealth

Stealth

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It's 3:30 AM and i'm trying to get some work done. My 45 year old alcoholic neighbor and his 25 year old crackhead trophy girlfriend were goin at it so loud I could hear the shit through the wall. She was flippin out cuz he called her a nigger and they started goin off and this is the 4th or 5th time they kept me up flippin out on each other.

I was tryin to stay out of it till I heard the dude start beatin on her. So I went and grabbed my gun and pounded on the front door and this dude comes out fuckin pissed off like "What the fuck do you want". Not that I wanted to use the piece, but if some alcoholic is fighting with a crackhead at 3:30 I figure better safe than sorry. So I calmly told him I'm not big on callin the cops but he better shut the fuck up and leave his girl alone. Then i told him to act like an adult (i'm 23) and he lost it and asked me if I wanted "go a few rounds". So I pull out the 9 and tell him "I already have a few rounds." I dont give a fuck what's goin on with you and your girlfriend" but I better not be bothered for the rest of the year.

I'm fuckin heated right now. I dont like havin to rely on some stupid piece for some courage but I didnt know what else to do. Now I get to wait around and see if there's any backlash.

I gotta get the fuck out of this neighborhood.
 
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CcytzO_Loc

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next time take a syringe filled with ammonium or bleach and swiftly inject it into his throat......
 
LurccH918

LurccH918

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Zestways said:
lol...man i swear if my neighbor pulled a gun on me that fool better shoot me or somethin, cuz imma come back with it. so hopefully ur neighbor doesnt do the same
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lol yeah real talk if a dude came to MY door with a gun well.......i got my 2 friends 12 and guage
 
Stimey

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Stealth said:
Then i told him to act like an adult (i'm 23) and he lost it and asked me if I wanted "go a few rounds". So I pull out the 9 and tell him "I already have a few rounds." I dont give a fuck what's goin on with you and your girlfriend" but I better not be bothered for the rest of the year.
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Come on bro did you really say that or was that the ol George Costanza trick?? Haha good line either way
 
Blackandproud

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lol at "wana go a few rounds" & " i already have a few rounds". Just watch ur back for a while, most alcoholics will only come after you if they proper drunk and then youll have an advantage anyway. shit will prob just blow over but you shouldnt have brought ur gun, maybe a bat or something so he dont know what you got hidden away.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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I know your pain.

If I had a nickel for every time I've been woke up in the middle of the night by some unidentified Mexican bitch screaming bloody murder, I'd pay Camron to shut up.
 
enserio

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LMAO @ Last Boy Scout...good call.

And yeah, be prepared to possibly have to use that shit.

No kids, I do the same shit...with kids, I come with a bat or something else heavy and blunt.
 
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