I have had it with these motherfuckin' crocodile's on this motherfuckin plane

[Mac Jesus]

A stowaway crocodile has caused carnage on a flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo, killing 19 passengers and crew.

The croc was hidden in a passenger’s bag and was allegedly being smuggled to sell, however it managed to break lose and caused passengers on the flight to stampede the cockpit.

The lone survivor from the flight detailed the terrifying moments when the croc was loose.

"The terrified air hostess hurried towards the cockpit, followed by the passengers, the plane was then sent off-balance [and went down] despite the desperate efforts of the pilot,” he told news organisation Jeune Afrique.
The plane smashed into an empty house just a few hundred metres from its destination.

The only other survivor from the crash was the croc who was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Croc-loose-o...gers-/tabid/417/articleID/182746/Default.aspx

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

CPS?

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Congolese, by the way.

 

[D-Rose]

Muthafuckin

 

[Bonekrusher408]

LMFAO!

R.I.P. TO THE CROC

 

[drewski.kalonji]

damn thats mainey. i would have been throwing people to the other side of the jet to balance it out. wasnt even the crocs fault.

 

[jake921660]

crikey i was looking for that motherfucker everywhere, good thing someone found it

 

[rising_tied]

Whyd they have to kill the croc? It was put into that situation and was scared, and in veeeery unfamiliar territory.. If I was thrown in a god damn bag and found my way out in some random vehicle, you better damn well believe Id be throwin punches left n right.

Oh by the way.. I hope it didnt go to waste. Croc taste like chicken. for real

 

[Defy]

if jakey numbers was on that plane it wouldn't have crashed and everyone would've left with brand new croc skin belts on

 

[Rossibreath]

Sounds like a croc of shit to me

 

[SouthernComfort]

I want MTT to confirm this story

 

[D-Rose]

Oh by the way.. I hope it didnt go to waste. Croc taste like chicken. for real

I wonder if it tastes good if you cook it in a croc pot.

 

[InfamousICON]

Off topic, but people talking about eating croc got me thinking, why does Aussie animals taste so fuckin delicious, I used to go to this Aussie restaurant in Darmstaut, Germany all the time and they served both croc and kangaroo. All I gotta say is kanga-burgers and kanga-steak is some of the greatest inventions ever and croc really does taste like chicken.



That is all.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Gotta love the Australians for inventing kangaroo's and kangaroo steak and burgers.