I *HATE* small dogs.

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Gas One

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Now dont get me wrong, im a dog lover.
I would hurt someone, seriously...for hitting my dogs. Love them to death.
My boy @Superflysnuka 's pit 'cash' is the coolest dog ever. love that dude too.

but man, i have never met a little dog ive liked that wasnt a puppy.
I have lived in roomate situation with two people whom had small dogs that seem more like big rats, than dogs. they creep around behind you in corners and run away with their heads down all weird and rat-like.

its something about their fucking personalities i cannot stand. its like some sort of napoleon complex or issue with dog-self esteem.

the roomates i live with right now have 3 shithead ass small dogs. every time i come home they run to me and jump all over me. i usually kick the shit out of them if possible. if i have shorts, i have their little dog dick & dog ass licking tongues all over my ankles. of course i want to just sock these little fuckers in their mouths but i respect that someone loves them and TRY not to, around them.

every time i eat, im stalked. i dont even drop food, & they dont give a fuck, they just wait near my feet for any fucking chance of getting food ever.

little fuckers are worse than roosters. yap over any fucking sound, ever. that annoying high pitch yap.

i have dozens of other complaints but you get my point.

maybe this is a lack of training the dog, and not exactly a issue with all small dogs. what do you guys think? does anyone else hate small dogs? or has anyone else had situations like this with small dogs? because i swear to god, ive never had a bigger dog act like this.

im sure some of you own small dogs. dont take offense, its cool.

i just want to know if im the only one with a vendetta against small dogs.
this will be the reason i dont rock with roomates in the future, TBH.

just had to vent. drop your opinions.
if you own one of these, dont invite me over. ill spay roach and ant killer all in your dogs face.
 
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S.SAVAGE

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oh & my sis got a lil ass datsun like Gemini @Gemini has & that little fucker tries to bite me damn near every time I go to her house.

I field goal kicked the fuck out of that fucker after he put holes in my leg last summer.

fuck small dogs.
 
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It's the training, my girl has a couple little Chihuahuas and they don't beg or wait for food, bark or any of that annoying shit I've seen these other rat dogs do that other people had, they changed my opinion on these little fuckers.. But I will go with my untrained half tard rot/Doberman mix over a perfectly trained rat dog any day
 
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Gas One

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@shea chihuahuas are guilty of doing alot of the bullshit im talking about. i agree, i dont get grown ass men with small ass dogs. i understand if its your moms or some shit, but who the fuck would WANT one of them things? annoying in all aspects of life.

and who the fuck wants to have to look out for possibly crushing a tiny ass dog. you gotta be careful of where to step, sit, everything.

just everything about their fucking personalities man, i dont know.

seriously right now this dog is outside my door making high pitched noises because im making noise in my room and he dosent know whats making the noise. they have to put the dog outside when this chicks baby comes by because itll jump all on the baby and lick it and do stupid ass shit no big dog would do.

its like big dogs have more sense. i dont know. small dogs just seem super fucking stupid. i think what type of dog you have says alot about you as a person, ya feel me?

sometimes i think its more than training. because they still dont get it when you try and train them. i seriously think these dogs at my house are just fucking dumb.

like the dog is super pissed that it cant lay down on you, next to you, or lick you and goes OUT ITS FUCKING WAY to do it, and when you try to teach it not to, it just looks at you dumb and does it again. ive trained so many dogs, these small dogs are just idiots. but if a dogs been a certain way its whole life its not gonna change too much i agree

if it is just training, who the FUCK would want their dogs to be so fucking annoying? ive seen so many small dogs that have all of these same traits and no big dogs that have. if they bark about the front door or someone around the house its a warning type deal, its not some territorial ass 'ill yap at any sound i fucking hear' type shit. big dogs beg for food sometimes but small dogs CREEP for food. on some rat shit.

cant stand these small dogs man i had to vent fuck it i know someone feels me now

every morning i have to kick the shit out of these dogs on the way to the bathroom smh because they jump in the air and fucking bounce off my legs, then do it again until im out of site. i feel bad for kicking them but youd think theyd get it after being kicked every morning for 3 months straight. i will NEVER again live with someone that has small dogs. the dog lover in me told me it would be cool, now im thinking completely different.
 
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i agree to a certain extent, gas. for the most part, i dislike small dogs, and i really, really, really hate that fucking high pitched yapping bark noise they make...but there's an exception, since i know a few small dogs which were more chill as opposed to being super hyper like many small dogs.

also, i've said this before and i'll say it again..............chihuahuas are easily the worst breed of dog, ever.
 
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i remember the day i got arrested high on PCP in my boxers, what started that shit was a yapping rat dog. it would not shut the fuck up all fucking morning and at the time i decided hopping the fence in my boxers to shut this piece of shit up HAD to be done.it was me or the dog at that point.

ended up being me.

it yapped from 6am that morning to the moment i got arrested which was around 1pm. my dogs only barked at the cops when they kicked down by side door. which they know to do because fuck the cops. someone ended up snitching on the housing authority about my dogs which never bark, because they obviously thought it was my neighbors shit-dog.

this was in SD though, not in the bay where i am currently.
 
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Naw bruh i hate little dogs with a passion... A big part of the reason why is because people get smaller dogs when they want low maintenence, convienant play toy to show affection to for 5 minutes and then leave, so alot of the time they get no training

My homie got stuck with his daughters little dog after a divorce. And im not kidding its a chiwawa/shitzu mix named Diva. Its not even the barking that i hate, its the movements it makes. Ill be chillin and it will start bouncing around on its hind legs while making this digging motion with the front legs. And itll get all hyper and run up to you then out the back door then back up to you and repeat this literally 20 times per minute. Just hella hyper ass super fast turbo movements n its not cute its really creepy

It also does this thing that makes me almost throw up. If were chillin out back smokin, itll be out there. This dog loves eating spit. If it hears somebody hock a lugie it will get hella excited n dart over to that person and sit at their feet like its waiting for a treat, then once they spit it runs over to find it n licks it up. Fuckin disgusting

My boy used like it but now he dosent give a fuck. Its hella funny everyday he takes it to take a shit, he fucking launches the dog off the top of the deck onto the ground like 18 feet and it dosent even care
 
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