I hate getting my bank statement

[Locahontas]

I just found it in my junk pile. I realized that I'm poor, so I decided to start a fund for myself. So everybody donate to my charity ok?

I'm a poor college student, what can I say?:cheeky:

 

[Deep Thought]

For mere pennies a day you can become a monthly
sponsor of young Locahontas. For your generosity
you will receive monthly update letters from Locahontas
writtin in her native jibberish and even a photo to
get your jerk on to- erRR... I mean to hang on your
wall. For just a few cents more you will receive a 100%
pre-shrunk cotten T-shirt with "I helped Locahontas
through college and all I got was this dumb t-shirt"
printed across the front and a coffee mug with her grill on it.

Won't you please help? Call 1-800-HLP-A-LOC now!

 

[LaKeRzz8]

it has been a few days now and i still didnt get my t-shirt. i am never helping you again....bitch lol

 

[Locahontas]

And you will also be helping to improve the conditions of my village.

 

[Locahontas]

Hey LakeRzz...That's because you only sent a quarter, you have to send at least $5 to get the shirt!

 

[Deep Thought]

It's all he could afford after he ordered the purple n gold bed sheets.

 

[Locahontas]

Holding up sign that says "Will piss on you for money"

 

[Deep Thought]

 

[LaKeRzz8]

hey!! those bed sheets were expensive..i still want my t-shirt!!!!!

 

[LaKeRzz8]

www.team-blankets.com/ nba/nba-lala.html here is the site if anybody else wants one. here's a pic of mine

 

[LaKeRzz8]

and dont forget my very special pillow