I hate Gettin' SPLOOSHED!!!

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JoMoDo

JoMoDo

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u know gettin' SPLOOSHED, when you drop a big ass beeezomB and the water geysures up and gets your ass and legs all nasty wet from the toilet bowl funk!

Yuk mayne! It's so fuckin' disgusting! It's bad at home, but especially bad if its at the office, school, gym, restaurant... (i.e. anywhere public)

I'm 'bout to go home and take a shower,

blechh!
 
JoMoDo

JoMoDo

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D'struction said:
you gotta put some toilet paper in the water BEFORE you shit homie... that will solve your problem.
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word, good call.

Didn't have time today though, got stuck on the phone, then passed by my processor who was huntin' me down to sign a couple of docs, (all the while I'm holdin' it and tryin' not to fart)... then as I was done with that I had to walk calmly, otherwise all the processors (3 females) would giggle n ishhh as I run to the Bathroom...

anyways, I'll always make time for that T.P. move though, damn
 
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AdolfOliverBush

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porkchopubeezy said:
i hate when ya have a never ending wipe , like when ya drink rossi or red dog
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That's when I just lift up the toilet seat and dunk my ass in the toilet water and flush it. The swirling water usually cleans out my ass without the hassle of all of that toilet paper and the worry of whether or not you wipe it all up or whether it will leave skid marks in your draws.
 
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porkchopubeezy

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AdolfOliverBush said:
That's when I just lift up the toilet seat and dunk my ass in the toilet water and flush it. The swirling water usually cleans out my ass without the hassle of all of that toilet paper and the worry of whether or not you wipe it all up or whether it will leave skid marks in your draws.
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holly shit thats the funniest thing i ever herd
 
DJ Mark 7

DJ Mark 7

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AdolfOliverBush said:
That's when I just lift up the toilet seat and dunk my ass in the toilet water and flush it. The swirling water usually cleans out my ass without the hassle of all of that toilet paper and the worry of whether or not you wipe it all up or whether it will leave skid marks in your draws.
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This guy deserves a fuckin AWARD! lol

it's a white trash version of a bidet!
 
killahoe666

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JoMoDo said:
u know gettin' SPLOOSHED, when you drop a big ass beeezomB and the water geysures up and gets your ass and legs all nasty wet from the toilet bowl funk!
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Damn homie what are you like 3 feet tall or 70 fuckin lbs? how u get your legs all wet?
 
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