Everyone has that one embarrassing story.......here is mine
So a couple of years I go to visit my aunt for a couple of months. A week before I go, my girlfriend at the time says that while I am gone she doesn't want me to cheat on her so she bought me a Pocket Pussy. I look at her with a tear in my eye and say, "This has to be the best gift you have ever gotten me." So me being the person that I am give "Lola" a try before I hit the road just to make sure we have a type of physics going on. All I have to say about that experience is I will be Budamn if E doesn't =mc2. I think to myself, "no matter how bad it gets this isn't going to be that bad a trip."
I arrive at my aunt's house and I am told I will be sleeping in my little cousin's room since she is visiting our grandparents for a while. It's not a bad room except the fact that it is decorated for a 5 year old. At least she has a TV in her room. I am unpacking when my aunt knocks on the door. I rush to hide Lola so I throw her in the night stand. I let my aunt in the room and she tells me that one of the guys I hang out with when I visit is here. So I throw the rest of my clothes in the dresser and head out.
We are chatting in the front yard for a while when he tells me that there is going to be a party over at his girls house. I say "Cool. Let me go tell my Aunt I where I am going to be so I don't get locked out of the house." She says that she has to get up early and is going to sleep soon so I should take the house keys.
We get to the party and it is off the chain. There are about 30 people which is cool. And the bar is definitely stocked. So I start the party right with a shot of 151 and chase it with a rum and coke. Things are going well. I continue to drink rum and cokes until the challenge comes. This cutie pie says that she heard that I was a pretty good drinker but she could take me in shots of Tequila. I tell her she has heard right about my drinking but someone forgot to tell her that me and Jose are the best of friends. So we begin to take shots and she is keeping up pretty well which surprises me. After about 10 shots we decide to take a break and talk. We get to chatting and let the tequila take its effect. So we are chilling when my friend comes by and says that one of the party goers has some good weed. So of course I have to get some of that. So tequila chick and I go join the group of puff puff passers. Now I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack! So after the weed break tequila chick and I start our contest back up. We get to about our 25th shot (did I mention I am in love with her at this point?) when she says she is done and wants to talk some more.
So we head in the house and sit on the couch. We had some deep conversations. I don't remember about what because I was drunk and drugged but I know they were deep. Anyway we start making out. I am really getting into I as is she when all of a sudden Jabba the Huts daughter comes over and tells her its time to go. Man I hate the hating fat chicks. She gets up to leave and I am feeling good and horny. I begin to protest when in the back of my mind I remember Lola. So I say my goodbyes and head home for some good lovin'. Cuz as my grandma says "Only you can love you like you like to be loved."
I get back tom aunts and as quietly as I can let myself in as quietly as I can. The only thing on my mind right now is Lola. So I get to the room, no need to turn the lights on, head straight for the bed and lie down. I can't find the remote so there will be no Skinamax tonight. But it is alright because I will be using Lola. I close my eyes, reach in the night stand and pull her out. I can tell she has missed me. It's not long before I think of how much I have missed her too. Tequila chick may have left me but Lola will always be there. We get it on. It is nothing like the first time. It is 20 times better. Lola is a champ. I fall asleep with her in my arms.
The next morning I hear faint voices in the back ground. "Isn't that sweet." "Awe, he looks so cute." Realizing that I am not dreaming I wake up and see my Aunt and the lady she rides to work with looking at me. "Whats going on?" I ask. My aunt says, "I just wanted Janice to see you before we went to work. I didn't realize that you had company."
Lola.....What was I going to do? How can I explain this? "Uh, it's not mine."
"I know its not it is your cousins"
"What?!?!?!"
"It's her Munchichi. I thought she took it with her but I guess not. Well we have to get going. You two can go back to sleep."
Damn. Life will never be the same again. For that one night I drank. I drugged. I had sex with a Munchichi.
So a couple of years I go to visit my aunt for a couple of months. A week before I go, my girlfriend at the time says that while I am gone she doesn't want me to cheat on her so she bought me a Pocket Pussy. I look at her with a tear in my eye and say, "This has to be the best gift you have ever gotten me." So me being the person that I am give "Lola" a try before I hit the road just to make sure we have a type of physics going on. All I have to say about that experience is I will be Budamn if E doesn't =mc2. I think to myself, "no matter how bad it gets this isn't going to be that bad a trip."
I arrive at my aunt's house and I am told I will be sleeping in my little cousin's room since she is visiting our grandparents for a while. It's not a bad room except the fact that it is decorated for a 5 year old. At least she has a TV in her room. I am unpacking when my aunt knocks on the door. I rush to hide Lola so I throw her in the night stand. I let my aunt in the room and she tells me that one of the guys I hang out with when I visit is here. So I throw the rest of my clothes in the dresser and head out.
We are chatting in the front yard for a while when he tells me that there is going to be a party over at his girls house. I say "Cool. Let me go tell my Aunt I where I am going to be so I don't get locked out of the house." She says that she has to get up early and is going to sleep soon so I should take the house keys.
We get to the party and it is off the chain. There are about 30 people which is cool. And the bar is definitely stocked. So I start the party right with a shot of 151 and chase it with a rum and coke. Things are going well. I continue to drink rum and cokes until the challenge comes. This cutie pie says that she heard that I was a pretty good drinker but she could take me in shots of Tequila. I tell her she has heard right about my drinking but someone forgot to tell her that me and Jose are the best of friends. So we begin to take shots and she is keeping up pretty well which surprises me. After about 10 shots we decide to take a break and talk. We get to chatting and let the tequila take its effect. So we are chilling when my friend comes by and says that one of the party goers has some good weed. So of course I have to get some of that. So tequila chick and I go join the group of puff puff passers. Now I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack! So after the weed break tequila chick and I start our contest back up. We get to about our 25th shot (did I mention I am in love with her at this point?) when she says she is done and wants to talk some more.
So we head in the house and sit on the couch. We had some deep conversations. I don't remember about what because I was drunk and drugged but I know they were deep. Anyway we start making out. I am really getting into I as is she when all of a sudden Jabba the Huts daughter comes over and tells her its time to go. Man I hate the hating fat chicks. She gets up to leave and I am feeling good and horny. I begin to protest when in the back of my mind I remember Lola. So I say my goodbyes and head home for some good lovin'. Cuz as my grandma says "Only you can love you like you like to be loved."
I get back tom aunts and as quietly as I can let myself in as quietly as I can. The only thing on my mind right now is Lola. So I get to the room, no need to turn the lights on, head straight for the bed and lie down. I can't find the remote so there will be no Skinamax tonight. But it is alright because I will be using Lola. I close my eyes, reach in the night stand and pull her out. I can tell she has missed me. It's not long before I think of how much I have missed her too. Tequila chick may have left me but Lola will always be there. We get it on. It is nothing like the first time. It is 20 times better. Lola is a champ. I fall asleep with her in my arms.
The next morning I hear faint voices in the back ground. "Isn't that sweet." "Awe, he looks so cute." Realizing that I am not dreaming I wake up and see my Aunt and the lady she rides to work with looking at me. "Whats going on?" I ask. My aunt says, "I just wanted Janice to see you before we went to work. I didn't realize that you had company."
Lola.....What was I going to do? How can I explain this? "Uh, it's not mine."
"I know its not it is your cousins"
"What?!?!?!"
"It's her Munchichi. I thought she took it with her but I guess not. Well we have to get going. You two can go back to sleep."
Damn. Life will never be the same again. For that one night I drank. I drugged. I had sex with a Munchichi.
