I had a strange ass dream last night.

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Dec 25, 2003
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I was in a toy factory. It was a military toy factory. The normal workers walked on the ground, but the higher-ups had rocket boots. I was in there spyin on some shit I forget what. So I found a dude with rocket boots, killed him, and took his shit.

So I was just chillin mobbin around in my rocket boots when one of the flying disc things that monitors everyone took a notice of me and what I was doin. So I tried to keep it cool but obviously it knew some shit was up, so I shot it. That sent off alarms and shit and everybody was all freaked out.

So this giant gingerbread man awoke and was tryin to kill me. So I smashed on dude and almost blew it up but the spot was hot so I had to bounce. Anyways I got back to my employer and they gave me some money, although it wasn't all of it.

Anyways so we're chillin in the office doin man shit, lookin at pictures and shit. And these broads come in cleaning the floor. But I knew some shit was up cause they were wearin these weird ring things around their heads. They were obviously spies.

So eventually after I saw em photographing some shit, I blasted one in the back of the head. All it did was fuck up the bitches helmet. I called security to my floor but some shit wasnt working so they werent resaponding.

Anyways me and the broads ended up tousslin in my office, throwing shit everywhere, etc. I ended up knockion out a bitch and seriously injuring another one. Fake cleaning lady espionage bitches.

And there was more to my dream, but I dont remember it.
 
Feb 5, 2006
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TRY SEEING DWIGHT HOWARD AND KEITH VAN HORN PLAY 1 0N 1 BASKETBALL IN A CLASSROOM THAT I SNUCK IN, WATCHIN WHITE FOLKS GET JUMPED, FUCKIN A BITCH IN FRONT OF HER MOM, AND ALMOST ESCAPED FROM THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT BY SOMEBODY SLAPPIN THE SOLDIERS WITH A BIG ASS LEAF. LOL CRAZIEST AND WEIRDEST DREAM I EVER HAD. MAYBE THE SHROOMS ADDED TO IT BUT I WAS ALREADY SOBERIN UP
 
May 26, 2007
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wut??!! LOL..man what the hell were you watching..i think by the time the gingerbread came into the picture i would know it's a dream n would have woke up and been hungry...im gonna eat some cookies now f this!