I guess I was supposed to find this funny - Work E-mail

[ColdBlooded]

I just got this forwarded to me from a superior at work.


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Subject: FW: Have you ever wondered about this? And Happy Thanksgiving

Sounds pretty much right to me!



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

 

[BaSICCally]

WTF

 

[mrtonguetwista]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

haha makes sense

 

[2-0-Sixx]

You should tell him you're Muslim and deeply offended and threaten him that you're going to contact your friends at the ACLU unless he gives you a huge christmas bonus and/or pay raise

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

You should tell him you're Muslim and deeply offended and threaten him that you're going to contact your friends at the ACLU unless he gives you a huge christmas bonus and/or pay raise

^^Agree

 

[DubbC415]

coming 2009: Thizz Ent. Presents the Caliban-"Towels for Hats". Coldblooded, i dont know what ur deal is, but i found this hilarious. " You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung."


Who wrote this? Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable Guy?

 

[ColdBlooded]

I got a "don't give the dirty mexican illegals drivers licences" e-mail last week too, but from someone different.

 

[ColdBlooded]

" You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung."

You can't cook camel over camel dung - that's just tasteless.

 

[V]

yea, I don't see the comedy in that...not cuz its racist, but its just not funny, something to make yourself feel better i guess...

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

lmao

The first thing I thought when I read this...

"It's all so true!"

 

[iaoish]

I thought muslims were well accepted in the US.

I didnt think it was funny either

 

[BaSICCally]

I would kill myself to if I didnt have chocolate chip cookies

 

[ClickClack]

yea, I don't see the comedy in that...not cuz its racist, but its just not funny, something to make yourself feel better i guess...

hhahaha its the opposite...that shit is funny and the dudes a racist

 

[onewaymuzik]

lol

 

[TaxMan]

Frozen fish sticks? Who the fuck would want to die over that?

 

[rekomstop]

I thought muslims were well accepted in the US.

I didnt think it was funny either

baha, no one is accepted here...especially since the majority of america lives in ignorance...

and think muslim=terrorist.
pft..

 

[TaxMan]

I can't believe you guys got all uptight over this shit. If this was an email dissing/making fun of white people or Christians or something, there would be a big old "LOL @ this!" on every post.

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

baha, no one is accepted here...especially since the majority of america lives in ignorance...

and think muslim=terrorist.
pft..

u r such an annoying little america hating bitch.... move whore

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

I can't believe you guys got all uptight over this shit. If this was an email dissing/making fun of white people or Christians or something, there would be a big old "LOL @ this!" on every post.

seriously