I gotta try this one day!

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BIG J

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I'm going to have to try this one sometime when I'm
having a bad day! >;-)

> I went to the bagel store the other day,
> and I
> was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came
> out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
> ticket.
> So I went up to him and said, "Come on,
> buddy, how about giving a lady a break?" He ignored
> me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
> him
> a pencil-neck. He glared at me and started
> writing another ticket for worn tires! So I
> called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the
> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
> This went on for about 20 minutes... the
> more
> I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
> care.
> My car was parked around the corner. I try to have
> a
> little fun each day. It's important.
>
>
 
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BIG J

Sicc OG
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N*Sane said:
^^lol, I cant wait to finish the police academy. im gonna be bustin up annoyin people like that with my club...
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Are you really going to a police academy?

I thought the second one with Bobcat Goldthwait as the punk was the best one
 
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P-Nut

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Sep 23, 2002
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Fuck that shit, wit all the legal trouble I been thru even the bicycle cops woulda recognized me. lol
Fuck the po po's, I'd serve'm piss by the gallons for life wit a Kool-Aid grin on my face!
 
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N*Sane

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BIG J said:
Are you really going to a police academy?
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yes, im in the progress right now. it runs in my family to be a cop, but im not doing it just because it runs in the family. I hate po pos too, but becoming a cop has always been my dream, and the occupation seems tight...
 
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