I got hit by fireworks and caught on fire July 5th. And someone got 1 to the dome.

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May 12, 2002
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I just got in from my boys party out in the country. We had a bonfire, a bag of quarter sticks of dynamite, beer, girls, a 20 minute drive to the hospital.

We went down the road to light off fireworks. The cool big exploding ones with lots of noise and bright colors, not the wimpy ones. Along with them we had big bottle rockets. There were a few close calls where stuff would blow up early, or they would fire crooked back at us. Then i held this one bottle rocket while my boy lights it. It must have been sticking to one of my fingers to shoot it so crooked into the crowd of people standing around the other fireworks. Im like "Look out" and they all jump up as it popped off. Were all laughing and then someones like, "I smell something burning." Then they look over and are like "YOURE ON FIRE!" Im like no im not, they keep saying "YOURE ON FIRE" so i look down and my shirts burning, so i put my hand on it and it seriously burnt me, so i kept trying to rub it out and it just fed the fire more till i finally snuffed it. Dood shines the flashlight on me and i got a big ol' hole burnt on me, lol. I dont know how that i caught on fire?

Then later my friend threw some jumping firework in the middle of us all while we were drinking (we were throwing home made m-80s by each other earlier when they werent lookin, so were all alert at all times, lol) and we all lean our chairs back. Then his thing starts jumping around back to him and takes off and hits him in the forehead, and it cant get past the bill of his hat so it keeps hitting him in the face before he can jump out of his chair. LMAO he didnt get hurt, but we were all laughing already. :devious:
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Id hate to sound stereotypical, but God damn... why do drunk white boys always fuck around with fireworks like that? "Throwin homemade M80s by eachother" That shit aint nuffin to fuck around with, lol. These dudes nextdoor to me were shooting Roman Candles at eachother while they were on skateboards. These are 25 year old men acting like this! Reminds me of them whiteboys on Jackass launching bottle rockets out they ass.
 
Dec 30, 2002
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I didn't throw M-80s at anyone but this bitch ass homo had a party then was kickin everyone out at like 1130. SO i was like fuck him and lite that shit off in his driveway. Everyone was outside but noone saw that shit comin. haha fuck em
 
Dec 30, 2002
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bsleezy said:
Dayum I dont mean to sound racist or nuffin but does anyone ever take notice that it's only white people on realtv and on jackass, fallin down, blowin up, etc etc
we talk about that at the meetings... were disappointed;(
 
Dec 18, 2002
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bsleezy said:
Dayum I dont mean to sound racist or nuffin but does anyone ever take notice that it's only white people on realtv and on jackass, fallin down, blowin up, etc etc
i usually dont support color-classification but i have to say i agree
 
Jun 27, 2002
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MeloTrauma said:
I really wonder why that is. Theres got to be some psychology behind that.

There is a reason for it that has been known for many years, but somewhat overlooked by todays society....and it should actually be researched further because i believe it is the cause for many wars, riots, deaths, injuries, pain, suffering, and utter choas at times...its due to the fact that "WHITE FOLKS IS CRAZY"

My grandpa was the first to tell me this.....and ever since then....Ive noticed it, there nor explanation as to why (can you explain Jefrrey dahmer?....ted kascinsky....richard nixon....george bush...Hulk hogan....jackass?.....)



its as simple as that.....ask any minority and they will tell you..its dates back to the indians and even before....the albino cavemen were the first.....lol



im just fuckin wit ya'll