I FINALLY yanked to the Aguilera video, "Dirty"

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May 21, 2002
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OK, this happened the other day. I was watching TV and forgot that I was susposed to be tuning into MTV for the Aggy video. So RIGHT as I turn it on they were finishing the "making of the video" segment for that video. Normally I'd have whipped out the rod and proceeded to whack, but I had previously, within the last couple hours, jerked to the scene on "Road Rules" where they all disrobe, and then spanked to that 30 year old 5'2" tennis chick (forgot her name) who was playing Davenport. Jerking to her was earned because they cut to shots of Lindsey which is a dick-crumpler, but I still....Amanda Coerger or something was her name (?) .....I got rocks off.

Anyway, they were about to show the Aggy video so I slammed some masking tape on a porno and slammed it in there and taped over some lebian scene. Taped the whole video.

About 30 minutes later I shoved the tape back in there and went for the hat trick- third jerk of the day. Only this video could have done the trick, and dammit it did. There's one part where Chrissy does some squats like she's sitting on my pole....

once it got to the shower scene I shot my load, a little dribbler back to the mound - not the typical 48 hour hold out where you blast a rope over the fence.

Still, FINALLY I jerked to that video and I still got the fucker on tape.

Rack me.

D-Money
 
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That story is what I needed to proceed with my day. That shit made me laugh hard as fuck.....Thanks DT....LMFAO.....
 

Kyle

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The best part is where she breaks it down then does 2 bounces...I keep watchin that part!
for real, man ^^^ that parts the best
and i don't think she's gorgeous or nothin (but she is hot) but she's just got this 'fuck me' thing about her