YUP YUP!!! YA BOY GOT DOWN WITH 2 18 YEAR OLDS!!! SHIT WAS TIGHT AS FUCC.
I MET ONE OF THE BROADS ON BRISTOL STREET HERE IN O.C. ON EASTER SUNDAY. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THEN BUT WE'VE BEEN TALK'N' THROUGH MYSPACE AND ALL. WELL OVER THE WEEKEND SHE HITS ME UP TALK'N' BOUT SHE KNOWS OF A HOUSE PARTY HAPPEN'N'. SO I SWOOP HER UP AND SHE'S LIKE CAN WE PICC UP MY GIRLFRIEND (YES SHE'S BI). I'M LIKE COO, SO I SWOOPS UP HER GIRL TOO AND NOW THEY'RE TALK'N' BOUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY THEY JUST WANT TO GET DRUNK. SO I TAKE THEM TO MY PAD WHERE I GOT SOME HOMIES CHILLIN. WE START DRINK'N', TAKE'N' SHOTS, AND THESE GIRLS START GOING AT IT!!! I'M TALK'N' LICC'N' NIPPLES AND GRIND'N' AND ALL THAT. THE GIRL I WAS TALK'N' TO LOOKS AT ME AND IS LIKE..... WHERE'S YOUR BED, I POINTED TO THE ROOM, AND THEY HEAD TOWARDS THE ROOM, OLE GIRLS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS BACC AT ME AND POINTS HER FINGER AT ME AND MOTIONS TO FOLLOW. I GO IN THE ROOM AND GODDAMN!!!
THE GIRL I'M TALK'N' TO STARTS EAT'N' HER GIRL OUT AND I START KISS'N' HER GIRL. OLE GIRL STOPS AND IS LIKE HELL NAW, YOUR MINE YOU CAN'T FUCC WITH MY FRIEND LIKE THAT. I'M LIKE WHATEVER AND I START FUCC'N' OLE GIRL FROM BEHIND. SHE STARTS SCREAM'N' HELLA LOUD TALK'N' BOUT "I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCCED BY A BLACC GUY BEFORE, OH MY GOD" EVEN THOUGH I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME (MORE LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A BLACC GUY BEFORE) I GOT OFF ON IT, MAYBE CUZ I WAS FUCC'N' HER, BUT THEN HER GIRL IS LIKE "BABY I WANNA GET FUCCED BY A BLACC GUY TOO" OLE GIRL IS LIKE "ALRIGHT TROY FUCC HER, FUCC THAT PUSSY GOOD". MAN THESE GIRLS WERE MOAN'N' SO LOUD I COULD'VE SWORN I WAS GONNA GET A NOTICE ON MY DOOR THE NEXT MORNING.
THE SHIT WAS GRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT!!!
AT THE AGE OF 25 I'VE ACCOMPLISHED 1 OF MY LIFE GOALS!!!
I MET ONE OF THE BROADS ON BRISTOL STREET HERE IN O.C. ON EASTER SUNDAY. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THEN BUT WE'VE BEEN TALK'N' THROUGH MYSPACE AND ALL. WELL OVER THE WEEKEND SHE HITS ME UP TALK'N' BOUT SHE KNOWS OF A HOUSE PARTY HAPPEN'N'. SO I SWOOP HER UP AND SHE'S LIKE CAN WE PICC UP MY GIRLFRIEND (YES SHE'S BI). I'M LIKE COO, SO I SWOOPS UP HER GIRL TOO AND NOW THEY'RE TALK'N' BOUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY THEY JUST WANT TO GET DRUNK. SO I TAKE THEM TO MY PAD WHERE I GOT SOME HOMIES CHILLIN. WE START DRINK'N', TAKE'N' SHOTS, AND THESE GIRLS START GOING AT IT!!! I'M TALK'N' LICC'N' NIPPLES AND GRIND'N' AND ALL THAT. THE GIRL I WAS TALK'N' TO LOOKS AT ME AND IS LIKE..... WHERE'S YOUR BED, I POINTED TO THE ROOM, AND THEY HEAD TOWARDS THE ROOM, OLE GIRLS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS BACC AT ME AND POINTS HER FINGER AT ME AND MOTIONS TO FOLLOW. I GO IN THE ROOM AND GODDAMN!!!
THE GIRL I'M TALK'N' TO STARTS EAT'N' HER GIRL OUT AND I START KISS'N' HER GIRL. OLE GIRL STOPS AND IS LIKE HELL NAW, YOUR MINE YOU CAN'T FUCC WITH MY FRIEND LIKE THAT. I'M LIKE WHATEVER AND I START FUCC'N' OLE GIRL FROM BEHIND. SHE STARTS SCREAM'N' HELLA LOUD TALK'N' BOUT "I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCCED BY A BLACC GUY BEFORE, OH MY GOD" EVEN THOUGH I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME (MORE LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A BLACC GUY BEFORE) I GOT OFF ON IT, MAYBE CUZ I WAS FUCC'N' HER, BUT THEN HER GIRL IS LIKE "BABY I WANNA GET FUCCED BY A BLACC GUY TOO" OLE GIRL IS LIKE "ALRIGHT TROY FUCC HER, FUCC THAT PUSSY GOOD". MAN THESE GIRLS WERE MOAN'N' SO LOUD I COULD'VE SWORN I WAS GONNA GET A NOTICE ON MY DOOR THE NEXT MORNING.
THE SHIT WAS GRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT!!!
AT THE AGE OF 25 I'VE ACCOMPLISHED 1 OF MY LIFE GOALS!!!