I dont trust white people in fast food establishments.

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After spending a bit of time in Sonora and Redding, I have come to the conclusion that white people should not work at fast food restaurants.

Why? The answer is simple.

Filipino fast food workers - many are FOBs with low chance of substantial career advancement. However, the quality of life afforded them even by a fast food job probably supercedes that of their native experience in the Philippines, or the prospect of not having a job at all. Thus, they are more likely to clean up their workplace, wash their hands, put some modicum of effort into their job, etc.

Mexican fast food workers - Many of the same rules apply. Average wages in Mexico usually hover around 5 dollars per day of labor, whereas even at McDonalds they can make 6 dollars an hour. For the most part they are friendly, accomodating, and cheerful. I also suspect that they take hand washing and sanitation at the least somewhat seriously.

White fast food workers - They look like they are about to pick and eat a booger as soon as no one is looking. They generally move very slow, drool/dribble, have unkempt hair and clothing, a bad attitude, and I wouldn't doubt if they, male or female, spend a decent amount of time scratching their pubes. It seems if you are white, and you end up in the fast food industry, your life instantly becomes an existential hell, forcing you to drag your limbs like a zombie, pay no mind to manners, and generally look and act like a slob. You may even develop buck teeth, missing teeth, or generally profuse infections of oral herpes simplex.They all desperately hate their jobs, and I seriously wonder if they are even concerned about hand washing, germs, etc. I could even see a few of them thinking it is funny to hock loogeys in peoples food, or wipe their ass with it. If I see a large amount of white people in a fast food restaurant, I usually think twice about ordering anything more than a soda.
 
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nah its all races that fuck with peoples foods. i remeber in high school i had a job at dennys and i worked with whites, mexicans, asians and fools were always doing some savage ass shit. fools wouldnt care. for that reason i can never eat at a denny's again!

oh and yeah if any of you have seen the movie waiting that shit hella reminded me of the denny's i used to work there and i swear i mean maybe we didnt go as far as some shit they do in the movie. but shit sometimes fools got pretty close.
 
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@Oh Coy

Why dont you spend some more time checking up on whether or not Messy Marv is a blood, whether East CoCo moderators are real nortenos, whether Snoop Dogg was really a crip, and whether or not MC Hammer was from the Dirty 30s.

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Or you could tak about your drive-by gang signings, where you throw random hand signs at gang members while driving by at a safe 50 MPH to test their reactions as a way to figure out gang affiliations and preferences. You could write a chilling action-thriller novel about your posing in front of the mirror with different colored bandanas and practicing your gang signs so that one day you could get "on the inside" and join one, like an overweight, teenage James Bond.

Maybe you could write an expose about the best way to google "norte X4 $oldier from the Siccness is he real norteno" as a way to check street cred. What is your secret? Do you also use yahoo or msn search? Do you use a gang font as a way to get in good with online gang members for that "up close and personal" info? Have you read the La Eme history from gang websites?

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Well...I worked at KFC and Fresh Choice when I was 17-18...worked with mexicans, blacks, whites and filipinos. Some born here...some born elsewhere.

And they ALL fucked with the food.

This includes spitting in food/drinks, not washing their hands after taking a shit, dropping food on the floor and putting it back, taking the bugs out of the food and then putting it back like it's all good, picking their nose...basically anything and everything.

And yes...this includes scratching their pubes and their ass.
 

Dana Dane

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My mom got really sick in Reno a few years ago. When she went to the doctor, he told her that she contracted some type of virus from drinking a soda that had contaminated ice in it. The Doctor, an Indian Man, told her, and I quote, "Don't drink the water in Nevada, because the hispanic immigrants who work at the casinos, etc. don't give a damn about washing their hands after they pick their asses."
 

FDS

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WHITE DEVIL said:
After spending a bit of time in Sonora and Redding, I have come to the conclusion that white people should not work at fast food restaurants.

Why? The answer is simple.

Filipino fast food workers - many are FOBs with low chance of substantial career advancement. However, the quality of life afforded them even by a fast food job probably supercedes that of their native experience in the Philippines, or the prospect of not having a job at all. Thus, they are more likely to clean up their workplace, wash their hands, put some modicum of effort into their job, etc.

Mexican fast food workers - Many of the same rules apply. Average wages in Mexico usually hover around 5 dollars per day of labor, whereas even at McDonalds they can make 6 dollars an hour. For the most part they are friendly, accomodating, and cheerful. I also suspect that they take hand washing and sanitation at the least somewhat seriously.

White fast food workers - They look like they are about to pick and eat a booger as soon as no one is looking. They generally move very slow, drool/dribble, have unkempt hair and clothing, a bad attitude, and I wouldn't doubt if they, male or female, spend a decent amount of time scratching their pubes. It seems if you are white, and you end up in the fast food industry, your life instantly becomes an existential hell, forcing you to drag your limbs like a zombie, pay no mind to manners, and generally look and act like a slob. You may even develop buck teeth, missing teeth, or generally profuse infections of oral herpes simplex.They all desperately hate their jobs, and I seriously wonder if they are even concerned about hand washing, germs, etc. I could even see a few of them thinking it is funny to hock loogeys in peoples food, or wipe their ass with it. If I see a large amount of white people in a fast food restaurant, I usually think twice about ordering anything more than a soda.
omy god blood that was one of the funniest things ive ever read on this site hahahhhahhahaha. rite on.
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
Why dont you spend some more time checking up on whether or not Messy Marv is a blood, whether East CoCo moderators are real nortenos, whether Snoop Dogg was really a crip, and whether or not MC Hammer was from the Dirty 30s.

When you're done, write an essay about how great it is to sit on the Siccness all day doing online gang research. You could talk about the danger of adding "CriP LoC 4000" to your myspace page, risking danger to your profile or person to get some inside info on the Crips gang.

Or you could tak about your drive-by gang signings, where you throw random hand signs at gang members while driving by at a safe 50 MPH to test their reactions as a way to figure out gang affiliations and preferences. You could write a chilling action-thriller novel about your posing in front of the mirror with different colored bandanas and practicing your gang signs so that one day you could get "on the inside" and join one, like an overweight, teenage James Bond.

Maybe you could write an expose about the best way to google "norte X4 $oldier from the Siccness is he real norteno" as a way to check street cred. What is your secret? Do you also use yahoo or msn search? Do you use a gang font as a way to get in good with online gang members for that "up close and personal" info? Have you read the La Eme history from gang websites?

You could detail on here the answer when you go to Ask Jeeves and ask if "Andre Nickatina has strips" or "what hood was Too Short from"? Inquiring minds would love to know.
Was this supposed to be directed at me whiteboy?Im just curious...seems pretty left field except for the 1st paragraph...

Thanks MookDaMangler....youre a sweetheart....you should get back to work at the video store shouldnt you?OK then thanks....
 
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Great, I'm about to head to Wendy's for lunch. I'll pray my would-be food has never been tarnished by the deadliness of a stray pube.
 
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at mc donalds where im from, its funny cuz theres this cool ass whiteboy who works there, and wow, i've never seen anything like it. he acts like he likes his job. i dont get it. and after you order your food, if you say thanks, when you roll past the drive thru, you will hear "YOUR WELCOME" : a first in fast food history. and he works night shift too.


but all other white people i would have to agree yea they be fuckin the food all up. especially the older white people. if anybody works fast food and is over 30, they are bound to be sour, mean people, who give you a hard time if they fuck up your order and you catch it. i always check my food after i go back and correct an order.
 

GHP

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no one likes working those fuckin places. Only person i'd lightweight trust with my food is one of the managers. That shit makes me not wanna eat that crap any more but i probably will by the end of the day. Damn addictive ass fast food

"Yo man is the McRib back??, I'll suck yo dick!"
 
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I use to have fun working at KFC when I was 16
I don't know how you could have fun working there. The only thing that made that job tolerable was the fact that my friends worked there too.

Shit was greasy...my clothes stank like grease/chicken...having to wear that corny ass outfit.

Once that place closed we were out.
 
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