I Don't Like People to Watch Me Urinate...

[Locahontas]

I noticed a couple recent threads about people remembering things, so I thought I would post a 'sentimental' moment of my own. :cheeky:

A couple years ago, I was at the Olive Garden with 'who the hell knows who', and I had to go to the bathroom. I go into the stall, pull my pants down, and squat over the toilet. I notice that there is a woman & her young daughter in the stall next to me. As I'm peeing, the little girl bends over & sticks her head underneath the divider & looks up at me. Out of pure instinct, I smacked the little girl dead on her forehead & said, 'get outta here!'

Now was I wrong for smackin that nosey little crumbsnatcher?

 

[Smitty]

You should've peed on her head.

 

[Locahontas]

I wish I had the ability to aim. If I had a dick for a day, I would piss on everything!

 

[Gizmo]

I would say yes you were wrong.

That would Be grounds for a Complete ass woopin if someone other than the Approved layed a hand on Any of my kids.

Never hit some one elses Kid. My mom almost wooped this ladies ass at church cause she swatted my nephew for jumping on a pew.

When they do something you dont like, Tell their parents.

 

[Locahontas]

I understand where you're coming from. It was a reflex, it just came out. After I did it, I was kinda surprised at myself. I was just shocked to look down & see this little face lookin up at my bare naked ass!!! Oh, and I didn't hit her hard, it was more of a tap than a smack. =)

 

[Gizmo]

What did the mom say?

 

[miggidy]

You didn't hit her enough to make her cry right?

I say you were wrong but if it was just a little tap then it ain't that bad. Her mom needs to check her though....

You should've slapped the mom for not educating her kid....
I agree with Gizmo, parents can get all worked up if someone touches their children. I would crack someone's skull if they were to touch my baby boy. But then again, my son wouldn't be gettin in people's business like that :dead:

 

[Locahontas]

I think if I would've hit her that hard I might've lost my balance & fell onto the toilet seat (which I was trying to avoid altogether). Then I would have felt dirty & disgusted, & that, in turn, would have ruined my nice Capellini Pomodoro dinner. =)

 

[miggidy]

hahaha

 

[The Bo$$ Hogg]

U could've got in alotta trouble 4 smackin' that kid....but I say that it was justified.

 

[Blight]

It wasnt wrong, it was a reflex. Like the reflex i had to knock that girls head off her friend at the concert. ??

 

[Willy Jones]

I have a penis.

 

[Tooper]

lmao at this thread lol!

 

[miggidy]

That ain't shit compared to what guys go through when we use a public restroom.
I hate it when you're pee'in on them open urinals with no walls.
You always got some cat lookin at your stuff.
It's like muthafuckas be measurin you comparin theirs to yours or somethin....

 

[Tooper]

:classic: my dad told me how my bro got in trouble in elementary cause they were taking a piss and sum dude fucked with his friend and my bro turns around and pisses on his leg lol!

i'm tellin you my bro is a rebel.

 

[miggidy]

"Dude, you have a little dick!"

"Well! You wouldn't be saying that if I stuck it up your ass
would you?"

Carlos Mencia....

 

[RedStorm]

i hate kids. i say you should've got up and beat the kid...and her mom.

 

[Gizmo]

In Juvie hall. I saw some Red neck Cowboy get in a Fight.

It was Hella Funny. We didnt have stalls and We both was taken shits. Some Brother comes in and starts Talking shit to Him. Well dont Talk shit unless you want shit back.

That Redneck "PICKED" up a Loaf in hand and threw it at the Brother.

I was Crapping and Hella Laughing, But in shock also. Well not as in shock as the guy that has Peanuts and Corn Kernels dripping from his Eyebrow. But this cat just stood there. The Redneck Finished his crap got up and went out side.

The Brother stood there for like ten Minutes with that dripping.
What do you do?

Do you go Clean it off?
Do you Start Drilling on the Redneck with Crap dripping from your forehead?


Now that was Classic.

 

[Gizmo]

In Juvie hall. I saw some Red neck Cowboy get in a Fight.

It was Hella Funny. We didnt have stalls and We both was taken shits. Some Brother comes in and starts Talking shit to Him. Well dont Talk shit unless you want shit back.

That Redneck "PICKED" up a Loaf in hand and threw it at the Brother.

I was Crapping and Hella Laughing, But in shock also. Well not as in shock as the guy that has Peanuts and Corn Kernels dripping from his Eyebrow. But this cat just stood there. The Redneck Finished his crap got up and went out side.

The Brother stood there for like ten Minutes with that dripping.
What do you do?

Do you go Clean it off?
Do you Start Drilling on the Redneck with Crap dripping from your forehead?


Now that was Classic.

 

[BaSICCally]

No, my friend(a girl), was pissing behind a bush at Jack in the Box. The drive thru operator called the poilice. The cops came, questioned her. Then they ran a backround check and she had some old warrants. So they had to bring her to county for the night.

So basically she got pulled into jail because she was pissing behind some bush at the Jack in the Crack drive thru.

The moral of the story is Locohantas don't worry you punched some kid in the head, be glad you didn't go to jail!