I dont expect props, im just writin dumb shit cuz theres nothin to do

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two forty five in the muthafuckin mornin /
Somebody's dead but no I'm not mournin /
I'm watchin porn, and, smokin on some herbal /
Just because its some bomb dont mean its purple /
Im bored outta my mind, so I read the sign /
It said dont get outta line cuz you'll fall behind /
I'm on the grind, evergreen yea got the pine /
half a 5th later and i'm feeeeelin fine /
Gimme a dime, matter of fact gimme 2 /
Im a million times better than this cat dirty shoez /
and I Refuse 2 lose, grey goose and madd brews /
David sunflower seeds, paid a dollar for two /
smokin on a camel light til it hits the butt /
I was gonna hit the bitch til i found out about her gut /
Now it's two fifty five, I'm so live /
That you couldnt point me out in a room full of black guys /
I bake pies.. filled wit indo, and cow-eyes /
Come n holla at me if you ever want a slice /
Cats step to Big P and I can tell they rattled G /
Cuz nobody in their right mind wanna battle me /
Which is funny cuz I dont battle rap, I rhyme phat /
At tha same time I got your ho givin up the cat /
I dont spit, I spat, dont like the chest flat /
And I like big back on a girl that dont yak /
About senseless shit, so relentless bitch /
Dont holla if you just want me to spend some grip /
Three-O-Three and I'm still goin strong /
And if you think I'm done, then dude, you're dead wrong /
I get gone, three to five times a week /
12 hours a day, I just rhyme and dont speak /
I like a freak, but I like goody hoes too /
Bitch fuck you, if you hatin on my dirty shoez /
I aint got no cleaner, and if I did it didnt work /
But really now I dont care, cuz I'm bout to get perved /
And swerve, through the lanes, go n find me a dame /
That dont got a problem wit just givn the brains /
and she let me drop her off, take a hit then I cough /
While blowin out the window, yellin fuck the cops /
I got a lot more where this wack shit came from /
I'm not spittin a written, I'm just havin some fun /
Give a dolla to a bum, and tell that fool to dance /
shave his beard and throw a spider down that muthafucka('s) pants /
I need grants, if I'm ever gonna go to college /
But I hate homework, and I can't rhyme wit college / (lol)
I just call it how I see it, yea boy betta believe it /
Like a half an hour later and I think I'm done bee-yitch /

haha well im going to bed peace!
 

Stealth

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I wasn't feelin the rhyme scheme/one syllable rhymes or whatever at first, but that shit flows in my head well. Its has good structure and it was easy to read and follow. Some of the shit you did had me laughin. Plus I gotta guess you didn't take this too seriously or put too much effort into it. So props man, good job.
 
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yeah, if it was recorded, it would flow hella good if i had a beat...but yea i was just fuckin around...i like to have fun with it...thanx for peepin my shit yall