I declare myself the new POPE.

[HERESY]

Yes it's true. I've come to realize that I'M the NEW pope. My coronation will take place exactly one week from now and my official decree will take place on that day. I expect for each and everyone of you to follow the laws. My rule is absolute and you should remember the following:



He who tries, will be WASTED.

Convert or PERISH.



:THE POPE:

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I am honored to be the first to congratulate you, your Holiness. You have my word that I will spread the word of HERESY to all with ears and torment those who oppose.

Open your eyes that you may see, oh men of mildewed minds, and listen to HERESY ye bewildered millions!

 

[40ozThugsta]

congrats....
now use you mystic powers..
and heal me... !
and i will belive in you....

 

[Mac Jesus]

How many alter boys did you have to molest to get that position?

 

[HERESY]

You're mother is a boy?

Pedophillia will not be tolerated in my congregation and this is truth.......



:THE POPE:

 

[Mac Jesus]

Pedophillia will not be tolerated in my congregation and this is truth.......

Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't that what the last pope said?

 

[horror]

your mother... the damn momma jokes

 

[HERESY]

^^^ Silence mortal

 

[The Duke of Earl]

can you elaborate on the meaning of this thread h (SP?)

 

[HERESY]

^^^ sure. The meaning is in the title.


BTW did I mention I was the NEW pope?


@Brother Mac Jesus have you viewed brother 2-0-6's sig? Thats what happens when you defy the NEW pope.



@Brother 2-0-6 you will have the official title of demon deacon (to hell with college sports).

 

[nefar559]

can i drive the pope-mobile?

 

[HERESY]

^^^ My "pope mobile" is The Car. If you can drive that you have the job.



:THE NEW POPE:


ps this is what you'll be driving:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6305511861/103-1573874-6840654?v=glance

and:

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/celebr...ar-from-the-movie-of-the-same-name-032180.php

 

[Fridge]

Pope Sandwich

 

[TOKZTLI]

Great get ready for all the Pope haterz, yourself included. Will you be a self-hating pope?

 

[HERESY]

^^^ child of mildewed thought. How dare you speak that way to the NEW pope? No need to be a self hating pope. The pope gives HOPE and thats something you need.


:THE POPE:

 

[Jae iLL]

ah shiiit.. he comin back to reclaim his throne mayn

 

[TOKZTLI]

LOL, this thread is as funny as it is boring.

 

[HERESY]

^^^ Like auschwitz

 

[TOKZTLI]

Exactly or karma.

 

[XianeX]

As much as my opinion is being illicited I actually have not much of a comment.

I know what has been said in regards to the "next pope" and that does concern me to a degree.

I think of it as:

first bush steals 2 elections
then yasser arafat dies at the crux of palestinian power
now the pope dies at the trough of catholic power.

This is the age of the evangelicals.

I've been in quite a few interesting convos about the antichrist, false prophets, etc, lately.

I'm even more interested in how all this plays out on the consciousness of america.



"hail the papacy of heresy, may the irony of his name confound the idiots and the magnitude of his thought ensnare the masses."