I cant make it into work today...I got brain cancer

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mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

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ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) -- A former Washington state social worker has been accused of faking brain cancer to avoid work. Theft charges were filed Tuesday against Sandra Dee Martinez, 40, formerly of Mountlake Terrace, who was employed by the Department of Social and Health Services in Arlington.

According to investigators, Martinez presented fake letters that appeared to be from doctors saying she had malignant brain tumors. Prosecutors wrote that she received $21,000 worth of paid leave and took advantage of sick days donated by co-workers last year.

Prosecutors wrote that Martinez came under scrutiny after using a neighbor's computer and leaving one of the letters on the printer.

Arlington Police Chief John Gray says Martinez has moved to another state and won't speak with investigators.
 
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daluvlymel

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thats as lame as that chick that fleed her home cuz she didnt want to marry that one nerdy guy and lied bout being kidnapped so everyone was looking for her on a huge man hunt just to find out the truth n make her pay...lol...i think the only story that made me teary eyed was the one with the lady n the hospital and she was brain dead and her parents told her husband they would take care of her and he wanted all the power and said no im pulling the plug while he was remarried anyhow which he just wanted her dead..and she hella wasnt all the way brain dead cuz she interacted with ppl and was always smiling..but they pulled her food plug out and she died..and that jerk wouldnt event let her parents burry her,,,he creamated her and did not event tell them where he left the ashes..that was some messed up stuff...
 
Nuttkase

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mrtonguetwista said:
ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) -- A former Washington state social worker has been accused of faking brain cancer to avoid work. Theft charges were filed Tuesday against Sandra Dee Martinez, 40, formerly of Mountlake Terrace, who was employed by the Department of Social and Health Services in Arlington.
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That doesn't suprise me at all.
 
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Dirt E. Needlez

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"Hi I'm just calling to let you know I am blind today, I just can't see coming into work until tomorrow"

" I have used up all my sick days so I am calling in dead"

" Today is a religious day for my people, the zambulu tribe of w africa, we celebrate our gods and sacrifice a goat to Mutulu Atwhahili god.
Wassa lama laykam my brother"

" I was got sprayed by a skunk I can't make it in, I doubt you would want me too"


" The swat team has been on my block for 3 hours because my neighbor is holding someone hostage, they won't let me leave the house "

" I can't make it in today, I fractured my spine, ill try and make it in if its feels better tomorrow"

" My blind date stole my car and I have to file a police report and go to the impound yard to get it out, they said the battery was stolen and I can't afford another one until payday, I have no other way to get to work"

" I got a bad case of the squirts and can't leave the bathroom"

"I did some bad coke and I can't breathe out of my nose and I feel like shit"

" Someone broke my window and I can't leave until it gets replaced cause I live in a ad neighborhood"

" I got raped and can't make it in"

" My wife just found out she's pregnant I can't come to work......

Why?

I had a vasectomy 3 years ago"



"My wife just had the baby and I'm not goping to make it in today, you see I'm asian and so is my wife, but the baby is black....and so is my brother"
(The confusion this statement creates will earn you a day off, change the races to apply to your needs)


"I can't make it in, my girlfriend is here and won't let me leave....neither will my wife....this might take all day to explain"
 
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