Everything was great, i was drinking 40s with this girl and we were driving. We went away from Pittsburgh, this was a 72 mile drive just to drink and chill. On the way home she wanted to get down, so i went to a cemetary i used to go to all the time back in the day.
You just drive to the end and park, its away from the graves. Its all quiet. Ive been there like over 100 times im sure (with girl friends of course, not 100 dif. girls).
Well in the middle of it, she was grinding facing me and bent over backards while i pulled (the way girls like it) on her hair. Handfuls. It was bomb until i saw lights in the woods.
I sit up. Didnt see a threat at first, then i see a car, she did too. It stopped and then we saw the search light. It found my tail lights and starts flyin up the road. I was unwraping my pants.
I get them on to find they are backwards. She is amazingly dressed. The cop comes to me after asking if were decent. Starts harassing the guy, you know what i mean if youve ever been caught. Gives us breathalizers, i pass, she fails but was cool cause shes 22 and not driving. He says "Well your both adults so what can i do. Have fun" and leaves.
We werent about to finish.
I got a rain check for 8:00am. It is 4:37am.
I doubt i will be able to get into it, my dog is dying soon and i also am drinking till i puke or die or pass out tonight. I did set my alarm real nice and loud in case.
8am. Gotta be up.
You just drive to the end and park, its away from the graves. Its all quiet. Ive been there like over 100 times im sure (with girl friends of course, not 100 dif. girls).
Well in the middle of it, she was grinding facing me and bent over backards while i pulled (the way girls like it) on her hair. Handfuls. It was bomb until i saw lights in the woods.
I sit up. Didnt see a threat at first, then i see a car, she did too. It stopped and then we saw the search light. It found my tail lights and starts flyin up the road. I was unwraping my pants.
I get them on to find they are backwards. She is amazingly dressed. The cop comes to me after asking if were decent. Starts harassing the guy, you know what i mean if youve ever been caught. Gives us breathalizers, i pass, she fails but was cool cause shes 22 and not driving. He says "Well your both adults so what can i do. Have fun" and leaves.
We werent about to finish.
I got a rain check for 8:00am. It is 4:37am.
I doubt i will be able to get into it, my dog is dying soon and i also am drinking till i puke or die or pass out tonight. I did set my alarm real nice and loud in case.
8am. Gotta be up.
