I BROKE MY PHRICCIN TOOTH...

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M-PHIVE

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ANYBODY EVER BROKE A TOOTH EATING? ON PHRIDAY I BROKE MY MOLAR EATIN A PHUCCIN ROLLED TACO? WHAT THE PHUC??? THE SHIT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND I CANT GET IT PHIXED PHOR A WHILE CUZ MY BENEPHITS PHROM MY NEW JOB DONT START UNTIL JULY PHIRST...PHUUUUUUUCCCCCC...THATS LIKE TWO WEEKS...ANYBODY?????

...ABA
 

EDJ

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OH,
I THOUgHT IT WAS ATTEMPT OF SUICIDE. LOL. ON THE RILLA, I CHIPPED MY TOOTH WHEN I WAS LOCCED UP EATIN' A MEATBALL AND THE MUTHA-FUKA HAD A LIL PEBBLE ROK IN IT. THAT SHIT EVENTUALLY ENDED UP ROTTIN' MY WHOLE TOOTH. AND THE JAIL WOULDN'T EVEN HELP ME OUT. BUT I gOT OUT OF JAIL AND DIDN'T TRIP ON IT TILL THE NEXT TIME I WENT TO JAIL AND THEN I HAD IT PULLED OUT.
 
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i cracked my molar eating old holloween candy.it was a sour gum ball we passed out.so i pop one in my mouth and it was hard to chew then my tooth cracked.that tooth has a filling in it so now the side of it is exposed.that candy prolly broke other peoples teeth also.
 
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I chipped my tooth when I was eatin a piece of Pepperidge Farm Garlic Bread. Well, it really chipped on the fork. I usually eat with little forks, but this time I had a big one. And I don't like to touch my food if I don't have to so I picked the garlic bread up with my fork, and bit down hard as hell...on the fork!!! I dropped the fork and went, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" The feeling is undescribable. But at least you can't see the chip cuzz it's so small, but I can feel it. I'll never look at garlic bread the same way again. People wonder why I like to eat off of plastic silverware. I never heard of anybody chippin a tooth on a plastic spork!
 
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No but back in fourth grade I got my tooth knocked out when my friend shoved me into a basketball pole. Shit that fucker hurt, blood gushing everywhere on me and the ground, it didn't crack very much though. I had to go through fucking hell with the dentist, root canals, pulling a lot of teeth, hours of waiting my ass in the dentist chair. I'm still not fully recovered from that accident either, I have a fake too right now that is screwed into my mouth.