I'm usually a Calm Driver, laidback, Don't have to worry about shit, but other dumb ass fuckers on the road really get on my nerves.
I'll be drivin' down the road and somone will pull out in firnt of me Really Slow,
and I'll be like "Who's This Fuck!"
Or when those dumbass idiota that slow down to make a turn without using their turnsignal "what the fuck are you doing!, You fuck!"
or people that drive ten miles under the speed limit, and they think for some strange reason that they are goin' too fast "Holy Fuck!, you fuck!, Learn how to fuckin' drive you Dick Face!"
and when I get stuck in Bumper to Bumper traffic on the Highway cuz Stupid fucks don't know how to merge, they act like they'll get killed if they merge faster than 5 miles an hour.
This situation gets really bad on 85 goin' North(in the mountain View Area)
I'd be better off drivin' on El Camino real. But that bumper to bumper traffic, movin' 2 feet every 20 seconds, gets me so mad, I get so Impatient, I start hittin' shit in tha car, bangin' on tha Steering wheel and tha dash. And usually about this time a song Like Ashanti's "Baby, Baby, baby" comes on, and then itz instant Road Rage, I start yellin' at everyone on tha road thatz in front of me or tries to pass me.
"you fucks!, Get tha fuck outtta my Way"
"Move bitch, get out tha way"- You know ludacris wrote that in Rush hour traffic
I'll be drivin' down the road and somone will pull out in firnt of me Really Slow,
and I'll be like "Who's This Fuck!"
Or when those dumbass idiota that slow down to make a turn without using their turnsignal "what the fuck are you doing!, You fuck!"
or people that drive ten miles under the speed limit, and they think for some strange reason that they are goin' too fast "Holy Fuck!, you fuck!, Learn how to fuckin' drive you Dick Face!"
and when I get stuck in Bumper to Bumper traffic on the Highway cuz Stupid fucks don't know how to merge, they act like they'll get killed if they merge faster than 5 miles an hour.
This situation gets really bad on 85 goin' North(in the mountain View Area)
I'd be better off drivin' on El Camino real. But that bumper to bumper traffic, movin' 2 feet every 20 seconds, gets me so mad, I get so Impatient, I start hittin' shit in tha car, bangin' on tha Steering wheel and tha dash. And usually about this time a song Like Ashanti's "Baby, Baby, baby" comes on, and then itz instant Road Rage, I start yellin' at everyone on tha road thatz in front of me or tries to pass me.
"you fucks!, Get tha fuck outtta my Way"
"Move bitch, get out tha way"- You know ludacris wrote that in Rush hour traffic