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phil

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i picked atlanta and new england the same way i pick the red sox and the braves every year. those are my teams. GOT EM!!!

mcnabb is no leader regardless how many wins he has under his belt. HE CANT WIN WHEN IT MATTERS. thats why elway will always be regarded higher than marino regardless of stats. he was able to do the job. the eagles were lucky the nfc was in a shambles this year. the fact that you would say i sound racist is enough to show how little you have to back him up. thats always the last card played. GOT EM!!!

SHOW ME FORMIDABLE OPPONENTS MCNABB LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY OVER THIS YEAR!!!!

mcnabb is an excellent qb, but he is still overrated. vick will surpass him AND have a super bowl ring before him.

GOT EM!!!
 

CZAR

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^Real talk bammer!! And u braggin about pickin the Braves & Sox and they aint won shit so quit that shit!! 3rdly Vick is my fav player so i wont argue Vick with u cause he is the best player in the league in my eyes!! But McNabb is still a tight QB!! If u cant see that then u dont know football!! Also u asked who he beat this year, he beat Carolina which is in the superbowl!! Also stop following the Guru and usin my trademizzle!! Class dismissed!! GOT EM!!
 

phil

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where did i say i had posted it here or anywhere? i wasnt trying to take your guru status czar (lol) go get something to take care of that vaginal itch.

i said those were my picks like they are every year. maybe you should check for context clues next time you make an attempt to read something.

it was not an attempt to raise myself to your guru status. like when you said the mets aquiring tom glavine would put them in the series! lol who said they would be BAMMER.

who's following who? ive never posted anything in your direction so this little debate was born from your need to feel superiority in this place. you came at me.

GOT EM!!
 

phil

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Also u asked who he beat this year, he beat Carolina which is in the superbowl!!
LAST I CHECKED THE SCORE WAS 14-3 CAROLINA IN THE GAME THAT MATTERED. CAROLINA ISNT THAT GREAT EITHER. LIKE I SAID THE NFC IS WEAK THIS YEAR.

YOUR BOYS MADE THE PLAYOFFS SO THAT SHOULD CLUE YOU IN REALLY QUICK!!!

MCNABB IS A GREAT QB BUT HE WILL NEVER SEE THE HALL!!
THE GURU HAS SPOKEN!!!! FOLLOW THAT!
 

CZAR

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I thought u wasnt tryin to be a Guru but u said "The Guru has spoken"!! Sorry but u will never be at Guru status!! Someone has to give u that status and it aint happening!! Sorry pal!! Like I said Guru's dont get everything right!! I would be a billionaire if that was tru!! Also Philly beat Green Bay twice!! Say what u say, but u said McNabb didnt beat anyone good!! Also u can try to say my team wasnt good but we still made the playoffs and there is nuthin u can say or do to change it!! U lucky Vick is my fav player so I wont clown your team assuming that Atlanta is your team like u say!! U probably anoth bandwagon guy but its ok!! Class dismissed!! Guru Status!! GOT EM!!
 
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Yo sicc day 1 means before the season started!! U can ask bammer!! I dont know what threads they are on or whatever but I speak the real and I had New England goin to the bowl mane!! I seen no one else pick them!! Now this phil cat claiming he had them to, but I bet no one remembers his picks!! But whatever!! And u sound like a racist yourself phil, McNabb is raw! U cant expect him to win everygame by his self!! But say what u say!! And luikang how in the fuck did u get both right?? U may have picked Carolina in the playoffs but thats not your preseason pick and 2ndly u didnt pick New England period!! Try again mane!! The Guru has spoken!! GOT EM!!
IF YOU WERE A REAL GURU YOU WOULD HAVE PICKED BOTH TEAMS.....
 

CZAR

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^^If u know anything about football u wouldnt pick your own team to win the bowl knowin they wont even make the playoffs!! LMAO!! GOT EM!!
 
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CZAR said:
^^If u know anything about football u wouldnt pick your own team to win the bowl knowin they wont even make the playoffs!! LMAO!! GOT EM!!
THATS THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU......I DON'T CLAIM TO BE A GURU AND YOU DO.....SO WHEN YOU SAY STUPID SHIT,IT LOOKS WORSE...I'M JUST A SIMPLE SPORTS FAN THAT DOESN'T PUT IMPORTANCE IN PREDICTING SPORTING EVENTS.......GOT EM?
 
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Who Cares...

None of this even matters. No one on here is a "Guru"...and arguing about it makes you people look dumb.

It seems as though you people take this shit way too seriously. We are all sports fans and we all have our opinions on things. Sometimes we're right, and sometimes we're not.

If Czar or Bammer, or anyone else wants to call themselves Guru's...let 'em. It's really no big deal. ESPN has their so-called experts and we all know how full of crap they are.

Let it go people.....
 

CZAR

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Traguic get over it mane!! U sucked when I played with u on socom and u suck at predictions!! Hahahahah!! All of us cant be Guru's mane!! Just be real with your picks from here on out and maybe u will fare a lil better next time!! Guru Status!! GOT EM!!
 

BAMMER

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Some of you are at a disadvantage in becoming Guru Status because you've never actually played an organized sport,so I feel for yah,and at the same time feel yah for loving sports.It just so happens I am great at sports knowledge and understand the X's and O's in sports.Predicting is'nt 100% sports knowledge,it is also understanding what your watching.Me and GuruCzar are on some Guru Sports Knowledge shit,and we deal with alot of imposters in here so we break it down.Deal with it!
 
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you guys break nothing down. you are no gurus and you arent on sum guru sports knowledge shit. all czar does it make predictions (not well thought out ones either) and every 2 months or so one of his predictions comes true and he makes a thread like this one. predicting NE to go to the bowl is no big thing. they were the champs 2 years ago, you act like they were the worst team in the league last year. and Bammer chose a perfect name for himself bcuz everything he says is just that, BAMMER. first you tried to say you were a guru bcuz i quoted you saying the eagles are the best team in the league, now why is it that you claim to be a guru again? the eagles are clearly not the best team in football, so wut is it that makes you a guru again?? this whole "guru" shit is childish. give it time, and if you ever grow up you can come back to the siccness and go deep into the archive and look at how ignorant you two were. you'll be like "damn, this shit is sad." that's real shit right there, assuming that you two nut fondlers ever do grow out of this 8-year-old mindstate and realize you're nowhere near being a guru at anything.
 

BAMMER

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FATAL NYGHTMARE said:
this whole "guru" shit is childish. give it time, and if you ever grow up you can come back to the siccness and go deep into the archive and look at how ignorant you two were. you'll be like "damn, this shit is sad." that's real shit right there, assuming that you two nut fondlers ever do grow out of this 8-year-old mindstate and realize you're nowhere near being a guru at anything.
I'm the guru in real life also.While you were posting this stupid quote at 2:00am,I was getting my rest so I could be ready for my job that pays more than 98% of your favorite artist make.I'm the immature one?Your the one on the internet typing in your bold gang affiliated color homeboy!Who's to say me and Czar don't laugh about this shit together?Buy Some Of Dat !!!

GURU STATUS:eyecross:
 
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im sure you do laugh at this shit together, in bed, after your homosexual escapades. dont try to bring up your job, that doesnt make you act grown up, obviously. as for my red font, i press a button on my keyboard and guess wut? the code for red & bold font gets pasted into the reply box! in case you havent figured it out, ive always used a different color to make my posts look different from everyone elses. red happens to be my favorite color, so i use it. i dont need it to show gang affiliation, everyone already knows who i run with. have fun thinking of another off-topic response.

grow up, you are no guru!!
 
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BAMMER said:
Some of you are at a disadvantage in becoming Guru Status because you've never actually played an organized sport,so I feel for yah,and at the same time feel yah for loving sports.It just so happens I am great at sports knowledge and understand the X's and O's in sports.Predicting is'nt 100% sports knowledge,it is also understanding what your watching.Me and GuruCzar are on some Guru Sports Knowledge shit,and we deal with alot of imposters in here so we break it down.Deal with it!
I PLAYED ALMOST EVERY SPORT IN HIGH SCHOOL.....AND BARRING THE KNEEE INJURY I GOT IN FOOTBALL,I MAY HAVE MADE THE JUMP TO COLLEGE BALL....I HAVE A VAST SPORTS KNOWLEDGE,TRIVIA AND EXPERIENCE....BASEBALL, BASKETBALL,FOOTBALL,SOCCER,GOLF,BOWLING,AND TRACK.....I DID THEM ALL.


AND CZAR....

IF YOU WANNA BRING SOCOM INTO A SPORTS DISCUSSION,THATS COOL......BUT ANSWER ME THIS.....HOW FAR DID YOU FINISH BEHIND ME IN THE SICCNESS FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE?????GOT EM.......GURU...LOL