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10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Elvis is dead.
> > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
> > 3. Jesus was not White.
> > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> > 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
> > 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> > 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> > 8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
> > 9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
> > 10. Rap music is here to stay.
> >
> >
> > 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Tupac is dead.
> > 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> > 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
> > 4. O.J. did it.
> > 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
> > 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
> > 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> > 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
> > 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
> > 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> >
> >
> > 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> > 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
> > 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> > 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> > 5. Momi and Popi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in our
> > family.
> > 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> >
> > 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
> > 8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> > 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
> > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass
> > whooped (or theirs).
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Elvis is dead.
> > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
> > 3. Jesus was not White.
> > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> > 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
> > 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
> > 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> > 8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
> > 9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
> > 10. Rap music is here to stay.
> >
> >
> > 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Tupac is dead.
> > 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> > 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
> > 4. O.J. did it.
> > 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
> > 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
> > 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> > 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
> > 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
> > 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> >
> >
> > 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
> >
> > 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> > 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
> > 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
> > 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
> > 5. Momi and Popi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in our
> > family.
> > 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
> >
> > 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
> > 8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> > 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
> > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass
> > whooped (or theirs).
