JESUS CHRIST....
So I'm in the back yard about to start writing a song LITERALLY about the futility of calling 911 for help. There was a house party down the block which isn't rare for a Friday night. We live in a house in a SOMEWHAT decent hood [it IS the hood] and so I hear tires squeeeeealing like a mother fucker and I'm like ahhhh shit I have a BAD feeling. I go crack the front door to see about 10-15 little wannabe as GANGSTER fucks...standing in the grass right outside my window. Once I was sure they weren't fucking with our cars, I turn to the kitchen and then BAPBAPBAPBAP BAP BAP BAP..... POP POP POP.....POP.....BOOM...BAPBAPBAP...bitches screaming!!!!
I turn and look out the window to see dudes in the yard firing down the street, I mean there were a SHITLOAD of cars...at least 20 motherfuckers bending the corner hanging out the window like little fucking RAPPERS.
I've seen people shot, I've seen people shoot back and forth, but nothing like this. Usually its a quick exchange...BLAP BLAP....oooh shit....BANG BANG and its over.
These mother FUCKERS...after the first 15-20 shots my wife comes running down the hall I tell her to call 911. I also call 911...I'm on the fucking phone with 911 and all of a sudden BLAP BLAP BADADADADADADA POP POP POP SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH.....
I counted 30-45 shots at LEAST from 3 different firearms.
Not sure if someone was hit, [with all the rounds fired if SOMEONE didn't get hit then FUCKING JESUS CHRIST we all might as well give up on the youth altogether] but I heard from some idiot who didn't FLEE THE SCENE immediately that these dudes started CLAPPING at each other over a FUCKING BEER.
A FUCKING....BEER.
Not even over a girl....I am genuinely in awe of the fact that 5 minutes AFTER we get off the phone with 911, these motherfuckers REALLY start POPPIN EM OFF AGAIN!!!!
So these fucks in their White Tees all start smashing the fuck out...
Cops arrive about 9 minutes after everyone dipped out, appx 12 minute response time to our call, and thats not good for Sacramento County. We just had some jackass holding a 16 month old hostage in an apartment for 3 days with a rifle. After 3 days of giving this prick mass media coverage, SWAT breaks out the LRAD [Long Range Acoustic Device] which apparently wasn't enough to subdue ONE lowlife prick because SWAT ended up taking the dude out with a sniper rifle today.
SO! Needless to say its been a HELL of a Friday night here in Sacramento. Thankfully I dodged my 2 felonies last month, so tomorrow I'm going shopping for a brand new burner. Gonna get my wife one too. All it takes is for one desperate motherfucker to try running up into yer crib to hide, escape, or take a hostage and THAT SHIT AIN'T FLYIN.
This is the second time I've seen a healthy exchange of gunfire since I moved to Sacramento and I kid you not, these KIDS...KIDS with guns who can't even legally drive have NO sense, NO brains, and NO FUTURE.
Thats all the news for tonight, I'll be out in the yard in the morning picking up hella shell cases.
Jesus Christ....soon as it starts gettin hot out, motherfuckers start gettin REAL REAL stupid.
Next time it's gonna be a REAL gangsta party.
So I'm in the back yard about to start writing a song LITERALLY about the futility of calling 911 for help. There was a house party down the block which isn't rare for a Friday night. We live in a house in a SOMEWHAT decent hood [it IS the hood] and so I hear tires squeeeeealing like a mother fucker and I'm like ahhhh shit I have a BAD feeling. I go crack the front door to see about 10-15 little wannabe as GANGSTER fucks...standing in the grass right outside my window. Once I was sure they weren't fucking with our cars, I turn to the kitchen and then BAPBAPBAPBAP BAP BAP BAP..... POP POP POP.....POP.....BOOM...BAPBAPBAP...bitches screaming!!!!
I turn and look out the window to see dudes in the yard firing down the street, I mean there were a SHITLOAD of cars...at least 20 motherfuckers bending the corner hanging out the window like little fucking RAPPERS.
I've seen people shot, I've seen people shoot back and forth, but nothing like this. Usually its a quick exchange...BLAP BLAP....oooh shit....BANG BANG and its over.
These mother FUCKERS...after the first 15-20 shots my wife comes running down the hall I tell her to call 911. I also call 911...I'm on the fucking phone with 911 and all of a sudden BLAP BLAP BADADADADADADA POP POP POP SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH.....
I counted 30-45 shots at LEAST from 3 different firearms.
Not sure if someone was hit, [with all the rounds fired if SOMEONE didn't get hit then FUCKING JESUS CHRIST we all might as well give up on the youth altogether] but I heard from some idiot who didn't FLEE THE SCENE immediately that these dudes started CLAPPING at each other over a FUCKING BEER.
A FUCKING....BEER.
Not even over a girl....I am genuinely in awe of the fact that 5 minutes AFTER we get off the phone with 911, these motherfuckers REALLY start POPPIN EM OFF AGAIN!!!!
So these fucks in their White Tees all start smashing the fuck out...
Cops arrive about 9 minutes after everyone dipped out, appx 12 minute response time to our call, and thats not good for Sacramento County. We just had some jackass holding a 16 month old hostage in an apartment for 3 days with a rifle. After 3 days of giving this prick mass media coverage, SWAT breaks out the LRAD [Long Range Acoustic Device] which apparently wasn't enough to subdue ONE lowlife prick because SWAT ended up taking the dude out with a sniper rifle today.
SO! Needless to say its been a HELL of a Friday night here in Sacramento. Thankfully I dodged my 2 felonies last month, so tomorrow I'm going shopping for a brand new burner. Gonna get my wife one too. All it takes is for one desperate motherfucker to try running up into yer crib to hide, escape, or take a hostage and THAT SHIT AIN'T FLYIN.
This is the second time I've seen a healthy exchange of gunfire since I moved to Sacramento and I kid you not, these KIDS...KIDS with guns who can't even legally drive have NO sense, NO brains, and NO FUTURE.
Thats all the news for tonight, I'll be out in the yard in the morning picking up hella shell cases.
Jesus Christ....soon as it starts gettin hot out, motherfuckers start gettin REAL REAL stupid.
Next time it's gonna be a REAL gangsta party.
