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I used to be in retail. I got out of it. The worst position in retail is customer service man. I have a short temper which got me in trouble alot of the time with stupid customers.
 
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^^ lost all respect for you after you got dissed in the NW...cmon man where the reply..I got that 2pac hit em up instrumental for you to ride on....
 
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Oh man theres some funny shit. Most of the funny shit happens between the associates who work, we joke all day. One thing this guy there does is walk up to some people looking at tvs and asks "Would you like to take this home today?" in the corniest voices and they always say no so he just walks away.
 
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while I was selling women's shoes at macy's an old women came up to one of my fellow sales associates and asked where the nearest bathroom was. they told her but she looked mad because the closest one was one floor below. the associate didnt really think anything of it and expected her to make her way down the escalator to the bathroom. But she didnt, another associate walked into the back stockroom a few minutes later and was greeted by the 80+ year old woman with her pants at her ankles squating over a box of about 50 brand new sandals. By the time security could be caled, she had finished her business and jetted out into the mall. She was never found.

this was the wierdest thing that happened during my two years but I definitely have several more that are good as well, just not this good.
 
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mustynutz said:
^^ lost all respect for you after you got dissed in the NW...cmon man where the reply..I got that 2pac hit em up instrumental for you to ride on....
??? I barely get to log on. I have a life homie. I dont get on a computer everyday. Someone talkin shit???
 
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best one recently was when this bitch waved at me to get my attention, wit the bad attitude face and shit, so i just busted a move on her like Napoleon Dynamite and waved retardedly back at her and walked off.

haha, one time a customer says to me 'Do you deliver'

i said 'no, but we do chicken and bacon'

if you don't get that, i'm afraid you are as dumb as this one customer.
 
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permission for a third? awwww here it goes anyway.

one time at band camp, nah j/k.. few days ago some dodgy lookin blokes came in, staring at the managers and shit all the time, they looked cracked out and shit... So i guessed their game, they was out to steal.. They asked me to give em the trolly i was loadin shit off of, and i said, 'there ya go, nick that'. Hinting politely to them not to steal cause we'll catch you...

anyway, the fuckfaces proceed to steel about £200 worth of gear, and I catch them... STUPID FUCKHEADS. catching em was easy... UK's dumbest criminals. They was all like 'no, no, I'm alright outside thanks'... shit ur sposed to run when you've been clocked, dumbasses.
 
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TONY206 said:
Oh man theres some funny shit. Most of the funny shit happens between the associates who work, we joke all day. One thing this guy there does is walk up to some people looking at tvs and asks "Would you like to take this home today?" in the corniest voices and they always say no so he just walks away.
yeah my workmate does that, he verbally rapes the customers... 'hellllooooooo, yeeeessss'.. like that guy who answers the phone in the simpsons.

when there's too many lines waitin on the phone, i pick one out, and go 'good afternoon, British Gas'. then they hang up. LOL!

i love this site, shit should be huge by now.
 
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John Titor, perhaps?

I work at an electronics store and I was talking to a fellow employee at another store. He told me that a guy came in quite often and bought a lot of the same crap and when I say a lot I mean 500 bucks or so worth of small electronic parts every month and always the same things. So one day this guy asked him what he was building/keeps building and do you know what he told this guy. He said he builds time machines! He sells them online and he makes a fortune doing it. Ok semi normal so far well at least for some our customers. Well a few visits later he buys more of the same stuff and when he brings it to the counter this guy I know asked him for the usual you know name and address which of course we don't sell to anyone. But this time I guess there was not one but two John Does in our data base. Well The employee tells him about the fact that he is in there twice but upon closer inspection the guy whose name appeared to be in there twice had different addresses in different towns that we about 30 miles away from each other. Well John Doe wasn't surprised about that fact but he did say that he knew that guy. He claimed it was his alter self from a different time period. He says he has to be careful not to run into him because if will cause a paradox and the whole world might come to a end. He also said that he has known about him for a few years but doesn't know if his alter self knows that he lives in this same time period and also so close to him. Well during another visit he told this same employee that he wanted to warn him about a certain restroom in a restaurant in Lincoln NE. That if you entered it at a certain time you would go back in time. He just said that out of the blue out of nowhere one day and acted like it was no big deal just avoid going in that one bathroom stall at that certain time of day. Well what is odd about this guy is he seems totally normal and has a family who comes in sometimes and they all seem normal.... Well seem that way anyways.