Am I the only one who doesn't understand why sneaking some weed into a show would be so hard? I mean we're talkin' about some skinny J's here. All you need to know is that even when dealing with cops, there's two places nobody will check... Your crotch, and your feet. Take your J's, put them in a sandwich bag, roll it up nice and snug and shove that shit in your pants! Wear some tighty whiteys if you need to.