On 4th of July we were pulling down trees to drag back to the field for the bonfire. My friends had been beeting the shitout of their trucks puling these things back on chains. My friend Tim decided to snag the largest tree, in his Avanalnche we hooked up this damn monster we had to cheat and use the chain saw cause it was so thick, i bet it was over 100 feet long for sure. We drug that tree (about 10 of us, people hanging on the sides too) we roll up to the entrance. 2 cars blocking the way. This is out in the cut, we had a generator for a dj. So our boy Angs goes and makes an announcement. Not one person tended to their vehicles. I get out and im screaming and swearing. People look at me like im crazy but pay no mind. I said what do you have to do to get someones attention. My friend just starts firing into the air lol. I start screaming again and hes still shoooting thru 2 clips (we can exchange our clips from the Springfield 40 to 9mm and hold extra bullets) and then my boys beeping the horn. I swear when the gun starts going off, all the underage drinkers take it the hardest. Girls loooked like crying. Guys just standing still, musics still goin, no one is moving. 'Whoevers fucking car this is, get it the fuck out of our fucking way' i yelled. Sure enough, the cars were moved on command 
One other funny thing was during offroading, this guy Carl had his Navigator out and was talking to us with the window down, and Tim rolls the tires and flung mud all inside the lincoln. It was hilarious to see how much mud got in that thing. Out of a Ranger, 2 S-10s, Avalanche, Bronco, Wrangler, Navigator, Blazer, Trail Blazer, the Avalanche passed the test.
One other funny thing was during offroading, this guy Carl had his Navigator out and was talking to us with the window down, and Tim rolls the tires and flung mud all inside the lincoln. It was hilarious to see how much mud got in that thing. Out of a Ranger, 2 S-10s, Avalanche, Bronco, Wrangler, Navigator, Blazer, Trail Blazer, the Avalanche passed the test.