How to be a pimp 101

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How To Become A Pimp!

A Pimp...

* keeps his emotions to himself.
* is his own best company.
* doesn't get paid for screwing. He gets his pay from always having
the right thing to say to his females.
* with sense never lets a female go who still has some trick in her.
* is really a bitch who has reversed the game.
* should be prince charming to the females. They should think you're
GOD!!!
* should always have one thought in his head, Pimp Or Die!!!
* should control the whole female, be the boss of her life, even her
thoughts.
* should always be determined in any and everything.
* should always recognize and respect other pimps.
* should never accept anything but his money.
* must be serious!!!
* has to be married, married to the pimp game!!!
* could cut his dick off and still pimp his ass off!!!
* is the lonliest person in the world.
* wants any female who can make him money.
* cannot feel like a pimp with one female, raise a stable.
* loves it when his women love him.
* has to use great pressure.