How the Bombers beat the bombed

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Apr 25, 2002
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A waitress named Chastity may have been a secret weapon for the New York Yankees in their 4-3 win against the Oakland Athletics Saturday.

Her love for her home team is as pure as pressed pinstripes, so Chastity was only too happy to serve Oakland A's outfielder Nick Swisher and pitcher Joe Blanton cocktails after they wandered into her web at Plumm, the chic new Meatpacking District venue, our spywitness reports.

Stiff drinks? No problem! Shots? You bet! The two players — not the first out-of-town athletes to be lured by the delicious temptations of New York City's nightlife — helped close the bar, says our snitch. Blanton, who wasn't pitching the next day, picked up the $1,000 tab for two bottles of Level One Vodka.

But in four at-bats at Yankee Stadium the next day, Swisher only got one hit.

Unfortunately, Chastity wasn't working at 40/40 the next night, where owner Jay-Z and galpal Beyoncé partied with Derek Jeter, Johnny Damon and outfielder Bubba Crosby to celebrate the birthday of Damon's wife, Michelle. Cristal and apple martinis were served, with some members of the group staying till 4 a.m. Next day, Crosby got his first strikeout all week, going 1 for 3, and Damon and Jeter both went 1 for 4 in Sunday's stinker, when the Bombers lost to the A's 5 to 1.

Major League Baseball teams do not have curfews for players the nights before games.

No spokesmen for the Yankees or the A's returned our calls for comment.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/418445p-353432c.html
 

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Mickey Fallon
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hahaha, thats pretty funny..i can definitely see swisher gettin loaded...but whats funny was when blanton was asked what his least favorite city to travel to and play in, he said New York, cuz it was just too big for him...looks like he had a good time though.
 

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May 8, 2002
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$1,000 for 2 bottles of Level One?

Is that even a vodka?

I've heard of Level

And Ketel One

But not Level One.

Does that seem a little steep to anyone else?