How many times have you cheated death?

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HERESY

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#1
I know some of you have had experiences where you should be dead, but you are still breathing. I have cheated death numerous times (by the grace of god), but one of them will forever stay with me. Everytime I drive by that spot I remember that night....Don't ask because I won't tell. :ermm:

Anyone else?
 
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1. Gun to my face.
2. A punk ass scrap was ABOUT to stab me in the back. Thank God for friends.
3. As a kid I slit my wrists in my bathtub [got the idea from a movie...the bathtub not suicide] and that moment I saw something that changed my life. I became "religious" afterwards.

ps. There are 2 more. But like you, I won't discuss.
 
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I believe I was dying. The blood loss was really bad and my eyesight started to blur. I taught I was FINALLY going to die. Then I saw a voice. It told me that I could have life if I wanted to. It told me it forgave me and told me to do what I had to. I still have the scars although very faint.
 
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i dont no bout the voice, but one time i was drivin at night, it was kinda rainy, i had couple of people with me too, head on collision, the car was fuckd, seriously windshield got busted, but damn, no blood loss, next day i went to see the car n i thankd god...but now they got stop signs over there. Well at the time i didn't think of it as near death, i was just thinkin, fuck! i dont have a license....
 

LISICKI

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Ive cheated death too many times to count.

shits a trip to think about

I still have much unfinished business to attend to.
 
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#11
Yeaa i've cheated it twice...

Once when I was a young kid at 14
i tried to hang myself..
and i almost died..
i didn't see the Light..
I saw a very DARK tunnel and the Reaper..
held his hand out to me..
I didn't reach for it...

I am now an undead wraith...
and spread darkness to this world!!

allow me to do my evil laugh..
MUU HAA HAA HAAA HAA HAAA

Next I almost died..
at the age of 23.. cause I inherited..
a dammm DNA mutation from my father...
that fucked my heart up..

they ripped my chest bone and chest and stomach...
open i almost bled to death..
and then they had to stop my heart..
and put me on a lung and heart machine...
and then life support after...

I shouldn't have been able to survive that...
i thought... i was gonna die for sure...
but when i went into the hospital..

I knew where I was going if i died..
I had seen that dark place before...
And I knew the reaper was waiting for my soul....

so yeaa i've alomost died twice...

I think God is keeping me here..
for some reason...
I still havn't figured out why im here
on this earth..
since i feel emotionally dead.... inside..
I felt no fear when i was about to die..
this from my surgery.....

I'd be much happier as a spirit creature..
I'd love to be a demon..or angel..
and fly around the universe..
using magical powers.. at my WILL!!!

Now that is life...
I don't think I was supposed to be human..
somehow I feel I was meant to be a spirit...

anyways I'm getting off subject...now..

BUt yeaa for now I'm an undead Wraith..
who dwells in this dark world..

Ohhh and there is no HELL
HELL is here and now
on this planet!
I hope you're enjoying it

thank you for letting me tell my story...

goodnight

signed in my own blood...

-Mista Murda... aka tha Walkin Dead Thug
 
Aug 8, 2003
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#12
when i was younger i had sleep apnia reall bad and stopped breathing on numerous occasions from birth up to around 8 or 10 yrs old.... i remember the very last time it happend to me i was a sleep and jus remember waking up like i was being strangled, i was gaassping for air and couldnt get any in my lungs, my momz paniced and took me outside too get some air.. but i remember having a faaaat headace and my mom saying i was a little bit purple in the face..
 
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#13
Mi$ta-Murda187 said:
Yeaa i've cheated it twice...

Once when I was a young kid at 14
i tried to hang myself..
and i almost died..
i didn't see the Light..
I saw a very DARK tunnel and the Reaper..
held his hand out to me..
I didn't reach for it...

I am now an undead wraith...
and spread darkness to this world!!

allow me to do my evil laugh..
MUU HAA HAA HAAA HAA HAAA

Next I almost died..
at the age of 23.. cause I inherited..
a dammm DNA mutation from my father...
that fucked my heart up..

they ripped my chest bone and chest and stomach...
open i almost bled to death..
and then they had to stop my heart..
and put me on a lung and heart machine...
and then life support after...

I shouldn't have been able to survive that...
i thought... i was gonna die for sure...
but when i went into the hospital..

I knew where I was going if i died..
I had seen that dark place before...
And I knew the reaper was waiting for my soul....

so yeaa i've alomost died twice...

I think God is keeping me here..
for some reason...
I still havn't figured out why im here
on this earth..
since i feel emotionally dead.... inside..
I felt no fear when i was about to die..
this from my surgery.....

I'd be much happier as a spirit creature..
I'd love to be a demon..or angel..
and fly around the universe..
using magical powers.. at my WILL!!!

Now that is life...
I don't think I was supposed to be human..
somehow I feel I was meant to be a spirit...

anyways I'm getting off subject...now..

BUt yeaa for now I'm an undead Wraith..
who dwells in this dark world..

Ohhh and there is no HELL
HELL is here and now
on this planet!
I hope you're enjoying it

thank you for letting me tell my story...

goodnight

signed in my own blood...

-Mista Murda... aka tha Walkin Dead Thug
thats some deep shit right there
 

VIC

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IM GOING TO LEAVE OUT TWO EXPERIENCES I HAD, AND SOME PERSONAL DETAILz SUROUNDIN THE OTHERz.

I GOT STABBED IN MY BACK AND IT JUST MISSED MY SPINE NOT JUST DIEIN FROM BLOOD LOSS BUT IT WAS HARD TO WALK AGAIN I HAD SOME NERVE DAMAGE FROM IT. I GOT THE 2 INCH SCAR IF ANY OF US CROSS PATHz.

I HAD AN OLD LADY SIDE SWIPE ME AND TO SAY THE LEAST I WAS FUCKED UP. I STILL HAD A CLOSED HEAD PROBLEMz FOR TIME AFTER AND STILL DO AFTER 7 YEARS BUT I MOSTLY MADE IT THROUGH THE WORST, THE OLD ASS LADY WAS GOING 55 IN A 35, YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE "SEE THE LIGHT AND GO INTO THE TUNNEL" I SAW EVERYTHING TURN WHITE BUT I DIDNT GO TO A BRIGHT HAPPY PLACE.

I GOT IN TO ANOTHER CRASH WHEN I HYRO PLANED-spell OFF THE ROAD AND WENT OFF THE 10 FOOT SLOPE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD AND WAS SAFE WITH OUT A SCRACH ON THE CAR AND ME AND THE OTHERz IN THE CAR. ABOUT FIVE SECONDz AFTER THAT ANOTHER CAR DID THE SAMETHING, NEEDLESS TO SAY WE ALL DIDNT MAKE IT.

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE "BAD LUCK" LIFEz, BUT I PRESS THROUGH AND I GOT TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT WHILE I AM ON THIS EARTH. LIKE COCALEAFS THERE ARE TIEz TO BE TIED, BESIDE THE BULLSHIT LIFE IS COOL.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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1. Flipped in an SUV for a quarter mile goin 95mph, driver passed but I lived.
2. Old asian lady cut me off when I was drivin 70 and I spun out of control in the middle of the street but luckily no cars on the road.
3. Got jumped by 10 eses till I was unconcious
4. Got pushed off a boat and then the driver started the engine and drove right over me but I swam 30 ft underwater and ducked the rutter.
5. Gun to the grill but managed to mouthpiece my way out of the situation.

Kind of sharing my life story but this is a good post whats yours...
 
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good topic

mexican, did you slice horizontally or vertically?

boy have I ever.. driving up to flagstaff on the 17 at night.. windey ass freeway. was goin about 65 through the mountains.. curvy as shit and I hit some black ice. my car slid, seemingly faster than I was driving, off the street. now bare in mind I was on a windey ass MOUNTAIN. I closed my eyes.. I didnt even hear screeching tires. I just heard movement.. there was no doubt in my mind I was flying off this mountain. a sign had been knocked over, run down, cut down, whatever.. there was just a little metal nub sticking out of the ground about ohhh 5 feet from the edge of the clif.. that metal impaled my front tire... and it had just enough force to stop my car a mere three feet from the edge. so I was 3 feet away from death.
 
May 13, 2002
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666 times.

I got shot at by some Russians once. That was entertaining.

I've jumped out of planes, also highly entertaining.

Almost drowned a few times, not as entertaining.

I probably came close to ODing a few times back in the day. Highly entertaining.