This afternoon I'm driving to school when I spot a 'statey standing in the slow lane talking to his most recent pull, so I try to merge. No dice, because in the fast lane there's a white limo itching to go around me at the exact moment I'm trying not to kill the cop. I immediately slow down and I let the limo and its mullet-having driver go around me. The cop gives me a "Why the hell didn't you move" look as I'm having a Spike TV "Amazing Police Stories" moment. I knew with almost absolute certainty that I was only 2 feet from the cop when I got sandwiched by the white whale.
Anywho, I get past the police officer and allow the limo to get about three cars lengths ahead of me when I see the back passenger window roll down and an arm appears out of the car. As I'm on talking to a buddy on the phone, I see the arm wave me on as if to motion for me to pass. I'm already wanting to know who's in the back of that limo, so I goose it and get beside the window. I'm explaining to my buddy and he says "Maybe there's a hot chick in the car and she wants to flash you!" I respond with "Yeah, sure. A man can only wish." I finally get square with their car door and a dude looks out of the window. I automatically thought "Oh well, there goes the titty theory" when this chick proceeds to climb from the middle of the car to the window and she pulls out the single biggest set of titties I have ever seen hanging from a chest! She jiggles them as if to taunt me with her oatmeal-cookie-like nipples and slaps on them like two big ole Christmas hams! Let's put it this way, those titties were so big that she finally just hung them over the half rolled window and let them breath! All the while, I maintain my composure enough to not wreck my car!
Anywho, I get past the police officer and allow the limo to get about three cars lengths ahead of me when I see the back passenger window roll down and an arm appears out of the car. As I'm on talking to a buddy on the phone, I see the arm wave me on as if to motion for me to pass. I'm already wanting to know who's in the back of that limo, so I goose it and get beside the window. I'm explaining to my buddy and he says "Maybe there's a hot chick in the car and she wants to flash you!" I respond with "Yeah, sure. A man can only wish." I finally get square with their car door and a dude looks out of the window. I automatically thought "Oh well, there goes the titty theory" when this chick proceeds to climb from the middle of the car to the window and she pulls out the single biggest set of titties I have ever seen hanging from a chest! She jiggles them as if to taunt me with her oatmeal-cookie-like nipples and slaps on them like two big ole Christmas hams! Let's put it this way, those titties were so big that she finally just hung them over the half rolled window and let them breath! All the while, I maintain my composure enough to not wreck my car!
j/p
